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The 7 year old boy lol

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Little Johnnie was a 7 year old boy and like other boys of his age rather
curious. He had heard a lot about courting and wondered what, is,was,and
how it was done .He took his question to his mother who told him to hide
behind a curtain and watch his sister and her boyfriend .He did this and
the following day explained what he had done .
Sis and her boyfriend turned of most of the lights and then sat down .He
then started hugging and kissing her .Sis must have been getting sick as
her face went funny.Her boyfriend knew this because he put his hand up her
blouse to feel her heart but it took him a long time to find it .I guess he
was getting sick because they both started panting and getting out of
breath .Ithink his other hand was cold because he put it up her skirt.
About this time ,sis got worse and started to moan and groan and moved to
the end of the couch and she said she was getting really hot .
Finally ,i found out what was making them sick .A big el had gotten into
his pants .It jumped out of his pants and stood there about 10 inches
long
HONEST.Anyway he then grabbed it to stop it escaping .When his sis saw it
she got really scared and her eyes went big and her mouth fell open and
she
started to call god and stuff like that .She said it was the biggest she
had ever seen .I should tell her about the ones down the lakes.Sis got
brave and tried to kill it by bitting its head off .All of a sudden she
made a noise and let go ,i guess it bit her back .
She then grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a
muzzle out of his pocket and pulled it over his head to stop it bitting
.She laid back and opened her legs so she could get a scissor hold on it
and he helped by lying on top of it..The eel put up a hell of a fight
,sis
started groaning squelling and her boyfriend almost upset the couch
.Iguess
they tried to kill it by squashing it between them .After a while they
both
quit moving and let out one big sigh her boyfriend got up and sure enough
they had killed the eel because it was hanging limp .
Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle but they went
back to courting .Anyway he started kissing her again and bugger me the
eel
wasnt dead it just jumped straight up and started to fight again.
I guess eels are like cats they have 9 lives or something .This time sis
jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it .After they
struggled
for 35 mins they finally killed it.I new it was dead because i saw siss
boyfriend skin it and flush it down the toilet .



Hope you enjoyed as much as i did

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Sandi @ 22/06/2010 10:51  

(is it wrong that I got aroused...?)

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TeeCee @ 22/06/2010 10:54  


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