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A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop.
Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily wobbles the few feet
across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support,
she asks the sales clerk:
" Dddooo youuuu haaaave
dddddiilllldooooosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing,
replies:
"Yes we do have dildos; actually we carry many different
models."
The old woman then asks:
"Dddddoooo
yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppiiiiiinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd
aabboutt tttwoo inchesss ththiickk
thaaaaaaat vibbbrrraaaattttesss?"
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
The poor old lady replies,
![one for the ladies - Forums [Biker Match]](/images/backgrounds/strips/8mobileLQ.jpg)
![one for the ladies - Forums [Biker Match]](/images/backgrounds/strips/8desktopLQ.jpg)
