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Your Horoscope for today 5th january 2011

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Aries (March 21 - April 19) You will have left-over lasagna for lunch. This is odd, because you don't remember the lasagna being made in the first place. Just one of those little mysteries that haunts you in life. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Secret society day, today. Don't join -- no matter how much you like the secret handshake. Also, good day to swear off pickles. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Good day to doodle. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) You are about to have an idea of almost mind-boggling brilliance. Try to remain calm. Leo (July 23 - August 22) Beware of short people. Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Time to stop beating around the bush. Beat the bush itself. Give it a good thrashing, and say "bad bush!" in a loud stern tone. Libra (September 23 - October 22) Good day to call an old friend, and reminisce. (It turns out to be much much harder to reminisce with a new friend, although it's often entertaining to try.) Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You will be offered a chance to go on a journey soon. It sounds like fun, but you might benefit by looking up La Isla Zancudo in a Spanish-English dictionary before you pack your bags... Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You will discover a bassoon player hiding in the shrubbery. That's not something you should try to deal with yourself -- call in the professionals. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) A member of your family will be involved in a tragic accident with an electric nose-hair trimmer. This will affect your attitude towards product liability lawsuits. Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) Today you will flip a coin 4 times, and it will come up "heads", "tails", "heads", "heads". Then someone will come up and say "hey, whatcha doing?" Then the phone will ring. Just a coincidence, though, in this case. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Later this week you'll feel much like Scarlet O'Hara did, when she said, "I'll never be hungry again!" HAVE A GREAT DAY ONE AND ALL!!

Aries (March 21 - April 19) 
You will have left-over lasagna for lunch. This is odd, because you don't remember the lasagna being made in the first place. Just one of those little mysteries that haunts you in life. 
 
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) 
Secret society day, today. Don't join -- no matter how much you like the secret handshake. Also, good day to swear off pickles. 
 
Gemini (May 21 - June 20) 
Good day to doodle. 
 
Cancer (June 21 - July 22) 
You are about to have an idea of almost mind-boggling brilliance. Try to remain calm. 
 
Leo (July 23 - August 22) 
Beware of short people. 
 
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) 
Time to stop beating around the bush. Beat the bush itself. Give it a good thrashing, and say "bad bush!" in a loud stern tone. 
 
Libra (September 23 - October 22) 
Good day to call an old friend, and reminisce. (It turns out to be much much harder to reminisce with a new friend, although it's often entertaining to try.) 
 
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) 
You will be offered a chance to go on a journey soon. It sounds like fun, but you might benefit by looking up La Isla Zancudo in a Spanish-English dictionary before you pack your bags... 
 
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) 
You will discover a bassoon player hiding in the shrubbery. That's not something you should try to deal with yourself -- call in the professionals. 
 
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) 
A member of your family will be involved in a tragic accident with an electric nose-hair trimmer. This will affect your attitude towards product liability lawsuits. 
 
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) 
Today you will flip a coin 4 times, and it will come up "heads", "tails", "heads", "heads". Then someone will come up and say "hey, whatcha doing?" Then the phone will ring. Just a coincidence, though, in this case. 
 
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) 
Later this week you'll feel much like Scarlet O'Hara did, when she said, "I'll never be hungry again!" 
 
 
HAVE A GREAT DAY ONE AND ALL!!

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