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Istaqa
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First-year students at <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:place><st1:PlaceName>Medical</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceType>School</st1:PlaceType></st1:place> were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p> The professor began the lecture by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."<o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p> To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.<o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p> "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said,<o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p>"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention." sorry but its no worse than the goat !!!!1

First-year students at <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:place><st1:PlaceName>Medical</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceType>School</st1:PlaceType></st1:place> were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
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The professor began the lecture by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>
To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said,<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

sorry but its no worse than the goat !!!!1

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Istaqa @ 08/05/2007 15:15