Little Johnny was walking home from school with his Mum, telling her about his day...
'Mummy, at play time I saw Daddy's car go into the woods, Aunty Jackie was with him.'
'Oh' said Mum, ' carry on'
'Then, me and Timmy sneaked out and followed them and saw them kissing and...'
'Stop' said Mum, 'why don't you save your story and tell us all tonight so Daddy can hear it too.'
So, at the table that night, little Johnny told them...
'I saw Daddy's car go into the woods near school and
me and Timmy went into the woods,
we saw Daddy kissing Aunty Jackie then they took all their clothes off
and did that thing what Mummy and Uncle Bob do when Daddy's at work.'
Mum fainted........... The moral of the story is:
Women should always listen and let people finish before interrupting!