RIGHT PEEPS ME N CHRISSY JINX ARE ASKIN U TO BRUM BEGINNIN OF AUGUST WELL ITS A DRINKIN CHALLENGE ACTUALLY WE PARTY ANIMALS AND ARE CHALLENGING U TO DRINK US UNDER THE TABLE LOL WE PRETTY GUD AT IT ANYONE GAME MOST DEF DRINKIN IN ROCKPUBS N PROB GO FOR CURRY OR KEBAB YEHHHHHHHHHHHAAA WE KNOW HOW TO LIVE WHOS GAME OR ARE YA CHICKEN?
You got me Betty - but you aint staying on the diet coke
come on the rest of you - dont make me the last man standing well I will be in my head - we can all have our dreams
i deleted the contents hun, long story, other stuff has disappeared too because of the contents and no, cobra won't be joining you
cos he won't be allowed out to play
I was walking down the High Street When I heard footsteps behind me And there was a little old man (Hello) In scarlet and grey, shuffling away (laughter) Well he trotted back to my house And he sat beside the telly (Oaah..) With his tiny hands on his tummy Chuckling away, laughing all day (laughter)
Oh, I ought to report you to the Gnome office (Gnome Office) Yes (Hahahahaha)
CHORUS Ha ha ha, hee hee hee "I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me" Ha ha ha, hee hee hee "I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me" Said the laughing Gnome
Well I gave him roasted toadstools and a glass of dandelion wine (Burp, pardon) Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne Carried his bag and gave him a fag (Haven't you got a light boy?) "Here, where do you come from?" (Gnome-man's land, hahihihi) "Oh, really?"
In the morning when I woke up He was sitting on the edge of my bed With his brother whose name was Fred He'd bought him along to sing me a song
Right, let's hear it Here, what's that clicking noise? (That's Fred, he's a "metrognome", haha)
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee "I'm a laughing Gnome and you don't catch me" Ha ha ha, hee hee hee "I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
(Own up, I'm a gnome, ain't I right, haha) "Haven't you got an 'ome to go to?" (No, we're gnomads) "Didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school? you look like a rolling gnome." (No, not at the London School of Ecognomics)
Now they're staying up the chimney And we're living on caviar and honey (hooray!) Cause they're earning me lots of money Writing comedy prose for radio shows It's the-er (what?) It's the Gnome service of course
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee "I'm a laughing Gnome and you don't catch me" Ha ha ha, oh, dear me
(Ha ha ha, hee hee hee "I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me" Ha ha ha, hee hee hee "I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me")
hello peeps im sorry i forgot i put the topic up aint been on for few days cuz of a certain pig in my life now i turned veggieYYYEEEAaahhhhhhh RIGHT LOL im on the look out for a new pig lmao if u def interested pm me and then ill look at a def date if enuff are up for it , bwb bring ya bruv ill put him under the table anyway yeehhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa lol get back to me and well see whos the last man standin it wont b me lol and di thats ok cobra aint welcome wooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhoooooo
dya all wanna go for food ist like a indian or summit? gotta do it brummy style no fancy restuarants ist or chinese if ya dont do indian kebab n chips afta lol , evn try a few pubs down broadstreet show these chavs the real life lol and prob end up in scruffys rock pub its open till 3 and cheap for drinks nah u all guna bottle it lol me n chrissy jinx usually go home when peps getting up yyyyyyyyyyyyyyehhhhhhhhhhhha let me know wot ya thinks a cuple may b able to stay at mine but most of ya will av to do bnb unless ya bring tents lol
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