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Matt
In: Veldhoven
Posts: 8054
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In an effort to make the site even more fun, I thought I'd introduce this little beauty. Edit your profile to contain a bit of humour, funny photos, crazy comments, or just madness.... and post a note in this topic asking folks to look at your profile. Let's see who can get the most laughs!

Matt @ 23/05/2007 19:22

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948
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I thought my profile was funny already, especially the pics. Take a look for yourself, only wipe your feet before entering cos I just cleaned up.

Sandi @ 23/05/2007 19:47

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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I changed my profile bout 6 months ago-------dont think ne1 notices? take a look, maybe its still TOO believable??

Deleted Member @ 24/05/2007 18:56

cambiker71
In: Cambs
Posts: 6
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Hi all,take a look at my profile,feel free to comment.Be gentle i'm new here cheers

cambiker71 @ 24/05/2007 19:41

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948
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A tip for you gents, at least ONE RECENT full face, no shades, pic of yourself and if ya already got loadsa pics then less pics of the bikes and cars and more pics of you. I aint into blind dating and I don't care what bike ya ride. What tips would you gents give us wimmin, about our profiles? Everyone: What info/pics would you like to see on other people's profiles?? Kwak

Sandi @ 24/05/2007 19:57

cambiker71
In: Cambs
Posts: 6
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Well my pic couldn't be more recent,i took it tonight especially for this profile,i'll put some more up soon as i can.

cambiker71 @ 24/05/2007 20:02

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948
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Will someone lend me £25 please? (see whoops's profile)

Sandi @ 24/05/2007 20:04

whoops
In: warmingham
Posts: 67
Karma:

erm Kwak, let me get this right, you're asking us blokes what pic's and whatnot we would like to see on the ladies profiles?.......psml

whoops @ 24/05/2007 20:05

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948
Karma:

Well I didn't add 'and I don't mean pics of us nekkid' cos I thought there'd be some sensible guys on here pml

Sandi @ 24/05/2007 20:08

whoops
In: warmingham
Posts: 67
Karma:

sensible guys?, who ride bike's?, oh kwak you are an angel....still psml'ing, but at least i got warm feet now

whoops @ 24/05/2007 20:10

cambiker71
In: Cambs
Posts: 6
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Ha ha i had a similar thought as that, but thought i'd better keep it to myself cos i don't know anyone here yet

cambiker71 @ 24/05/2007 20:11

whoops
In: warmingham
Posts: 67
Karma:

Hey cambiker, don't keep it in dude, let it out an share cos thats how we get to know ya.....

whoops @ 24/05/2007 20:15

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948
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Quote whoops: Hey cambiker, don't keep it in dude, let it out an share cos thats how we get to know ya..... PML aint it just

Sandi @ 24/05/2007 21:04

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948
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Quote whoops:sensible guys?, who ride bike's?, oh kwak you are an angel....still psml'ing, but at least i got warm feet now Yup, there are some. ROFL @ me being an angel I try

Sandi @ 24/05/2007 21:09

Deleted User
In: NA
Posts: 6852
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Whoops, you cant put smutty stuff up, matt has a heart attack and bans you, so you will just have to use your imagination or hack into my pc lmao

Deleted User @ 25/05/2007 05:11

gsrider
In: peterborough
Posts: 100
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already done that frag and omg..........................had to have thearapy......lol

gsrider @ 25/05/2007 05:49

RC
In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960
Karma:

welcome to be whoops and cam

RC @ 25/05/2007 05:54

whoops
In: warmingham
Posts: 67
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the welcome well recieved and a hearty slap on the back for the fella's and a chaste, smut free kiss for the lasses.

whoops @ 25/05/2007 11:05

Matt
In: Veldhoven
Posts: 8054
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Hey frag - I can make an exception! Seriously though I don't allow "adult photos" in profiles for one reason.... People LIKE the non-smuttyness of BikerMatch. People comment to me in emails that they have stayed here for the simple reason that it is friendly and not a "shag finder" site. I try to make it different to other sites. Believe it or not, BikerMatch isn't how you always see it. People's profiles do contain things they shouldn't, people do put photos up that they shouldn't etc... me and Di work hard to remove this before anyone sees it. What you see is normally the "finished product" if you like, and it's that what sells the site to newcomers. PS: Whoops, if you wanna charge £30 and give me a cut of it then that would be great mate, haha.

Matt @ 25/05/2007 11:15

whoops
In: warmingham
Posts: 67
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ok, £30 is the best so far folks...do i see £35?....anywhere?....anyone?....

whoops @ 25/05/2007 12:42

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