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A soldier has come home on leave,...at the station he sees a young lady,who he mistakes for a prostitute. He says " Hello.. how much do you charge?" she says ( one liner coming up ) "Well I really don't know.. How much does your Mother and sister charge??"
( as told by Thora Hird who it really happened to!!)
The Dark One
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"Was your Mother a Weightlifter?..... How did she raise a F*****G Dumbell like you??"
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Weirdoraptor
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I said to my wife once "do you fancy a quickie?"
She said "as opposed to what, exactly?"
geoffb2005
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Can you pick your teeth up with broken fingers?
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I see you have a swallow tattoo on your neck .......
Saves me asking !
The Dark One
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from Benidorm,
If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards!!
The Dark One
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Brummie Jackie
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were you born stupid or did you go to night school
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John Cleese--Fawlty Towers
Oh your German' im sorry i thought there was something wrong with you.
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