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jon68
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Once upon a time
There was a handsome prince who asked a beautiful princess
"Will you marry me ?"
She replied "NO !"
so he rode motorcycles, went hunting and fishing, drank whiskey and beer, dated woman half his age, had loads of money, farted when he wanted to and left the toilet seat up.
He lived happily ever after

THE END

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jon68 @ 14/05/2011 01:38

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and of course the female version is pretty much the same :.... she rode motorcycles, went shoppin and talked on the phone for hours, drank wine and ale, dated men half her age, had loads of money, farted when she wanted and never sat on the cold toilet bowl coz the darn seat had been left up in the dark middle of the night.....

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jon68
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but I`ve been told many times woman don`t fart and that it was the dog ! lol

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jon68 @ 14/05/2011 20:03