Apparently, the world will end at 6pm this evening.
So I have cut the grass, taped up the windows (WW2 style), got my supply of cider and fags. Oh, and I have set the video for Britains got Talent
Well if the world ended then! this cant be heavencanit!!. Because if it was i want to know where the crisps, chocolate, cream cakes and all the beer and wine has gone..
Welcome to heaven folks, not much different is it, I've even got the same wife !!!!!!! Oh by the way my last wish on earth was to eat any cream cakes etc that were left there. Hope you enjoy your stay :-)