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i just looked at a bmw bike for sale and i liked it i must be getting old

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Deleted Member @ 07/07/2011 14:27  

Why do you equate old age with a BMW bike? Is it cos some younger uns may not be able afford to buy a BMW bike?

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Sandi @ 07/07/2011 14:58  

big clive,,,, there are many indicators of old age,,,,


incontinence,
wrinkles,
arthritis,
deafness , and of course grey pubic hair !! but buying a bmw aint one of em chuck hahahahah

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Boodyblues @ 07/07/2011 15:03  

there are many indicators of old age,,,, inability to get off bike without falling on arse and making a complete tit of yourself

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Deleted Member @ 07/07/2011 15:08  

you are so gonna pay for that xk!!!!

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Boodyblues @ 07/07/2011 15:14  

Boody, I've been hard of hearing since I was a kiddy, does that make me old before me time? lol Come to think of it I was incontinent as a teenager, I often wet meself while laughing PML @ 'grey pubic hair', I'd like to swap my head hair for my pubic hair, that would knock about 5 yrs off me age.

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Sandi @ 07/07/2011 15:28  

ahahahhahahahah needed that laugh sandi x

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Boodyblues @ 07/07/2011 15:31  

boody can I take it you fell off the bike and landed on your ass then lol

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JP @ 07/07/2011 15:37  

i got dead leg jp and fell on my hand when i got off !!

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Boodyblues @ 07/07/2011 15:56  

And got a poorly thumb from it! See, I was paying attention in class Miss

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Deleted Member @ 07/07/2011 15:58  

Sandi you def put a smile on my face then lol

I just look at Old Un and sigh gratefully that yep .... i'm still younger than him lol

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Brummie Jackie @ 07/07/2011 16:04  

what did the doctor say ( This may smart a little ?)

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JP @ 07/07/2011 16:09  

remind me to slap u frickin hard when i see you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Brummie Jackie @ 07/07/2011 16:21  

wrinkles check grey hair check hard of hearing check fall off bike check forget where your going when your half way there double check OH MY GOD I DO NEED A BMW

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Deleted Member @ 07/07/2011 17:15  

When you get out of bed and sound like a maraca band.

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Deleted Member @ 07/07/2011 17:57  

Careful, you'll be wanting a Honda next!

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Roachy @ 07/07/2011 18:29  

Hey! nowt wrong wi' Hondas, Roachy, my Taffy was a Honda, altho in his case HINDrance would be more accurate

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Sandi @ 07/07/2011 23:00  

U know you're getting old when u get off the back of a bike and it take u 2 hrs to stop walking like u need a new pair of pants... Oh and when u start asking ur patients what the chuff u were doing coz u forgot again...

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mizzi @ 08/07/2011 16:09  

Mmmmmm, whilst visiting the red light district in Amsterdam, an ex of mine said to me ' I must be getting old, I would prefer to look at a line up of motorbikes!!!!! Not so sure that he was getting old, think he was more a little bit confussed!!!!!

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bandit lover @ 08/07/2011 16:38  

must be getting old when told in a nightclub to "fk off you old tw*t"

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Deleted Member @ 08/07/2011 16:41  

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