Boody, I've been hard of hearing since I was a kiddy, does that make me old before me time? lol
Come to think of it I was incontinent as a teenager, I often wet meself while laughing
PML @ 'grey pubic hair', I'd like to swap my head hair for my pubic hair, that would knock about 5 yrs off me age.
wrinkles check
grey hair check
hard of hearing check
fall off bike check
forget where your going when your half way there double check
OH MY GOD I DO NEED A BMW
U know you're getting old when u get off the back of a bike and it take u 2 hrs to stop walking like u need a new pair of pants... Oh and when u start asking ur patients what the chuff u were doing coz u forgot again...
Mmmmmm, whilst visiting the red light district in Amsterdam, an ex of mine said to me ' I must be getting old, I would prefer to look at a line up of motorbikes!!!!! Not so sure that he was getting old, think he was more a little bit confussed!!!!!