My wife and i were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said " Do you want to have sex ?"
"No" she answered. Then i said.
"Is that your final answer ?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So i said, "Then i'd like to phone a friend."
And that's how the fight started !
I rear ended a car this morning ... the start of a really bad day !
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf ! !
He looked up at me and said 'I am not happy !'
So i said, 'Well which one are you ?'
That's how the fight started.
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