You call your bike your woman
Your best friends are named after animals i.e. Otter, Rabbit, Turkey, etc...
Your best shoes have steel toes
Every left shoe you own has a black spot on it from the shift lever
You owned three different bikes before you ever owned a car
You think Easy Rider has held up pretty well after all these years
When you refer to Captain America, you mean the bike and not the comic book hero
You know that Marlon Brando rode a triumph in The Wild One and not a Harley Davidson
You also know that it was Lee Marvin who rode the Harley in The Wild One
You idea of jewellery is chains and barbed wire
You watch bike shows on TV whilst relaxing in your armchair, drinking beer and buying bike gear off the internet
You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste
You’re only sunburned on the back of your hands and neck
You carry around a crushed beer can in case you park your bike on uneven ground
You have bike parts in your house and clean them as if they are ornaments
You don’t know how to turn on the washing machine, but you have 4 different kinds of cleaners for your bike
You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet
You wave at bikers, even when you are in your car
Your 3 piece suit consists of, leather trousers, a leather vest and a leather jacket
Your other suit is a rain suit
You wake up next to your other half, and your first thought is if your bike will start
You plan your holidays to Florida to coincide with the rally at Daytona
You take your kids for a ride on your bike before they can walk
You can’t remember your kids’ names or birthdays, but you can remember that Harley Davidson made the Knucklehead, Pan Head, Shovel Head, Evolution and Twin Cam 88
Your screen saver on your phone/computer is a Motorbike
The staff at the local bike shop know your name
Your tent is blue
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