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Sandi
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...for your Valentine's cards (next year) I couldn't find it earlier These are entries to a Valentine competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line: Love may be beautiful, love may be blissbut I only slept with you, because I was pi$$ed I thought that I could love no otherUntil, that is, I met your brother Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Of loving beauty you float with graceIf only you could hide your face Kind, intelligent, loving and hotThis describes everything you are not I want to feel your sweet embraceBut don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you screwed up my life I see your face when I am dreamingThat's why I always wake up screaming My love you take my breath awayWhat have you stepped in to smell this way <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p> My feelings for you no words can tell<o:p></o:p> Except for maybe "go to hell" <o:p></o:p> What inspired this amorous rhyme?Two parts vodka, one part lime <o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p>

...for your Valentine's cards (next year) I couldn't find it earlier

These are entries to a Valentine competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least  romantic second line: 
 
Love may be beautiful, love may be blissbut I only slept with you, because I was pi$$ed I thought that I could love no otherUntil, that is, I met your brother Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. 
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Of loving beauty you float with graceIf only you could hide your face Kind, intelligent, loving and hotThis describes everything you are not I want to feel your sweet embraceBut don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you screwed up my life I see your face when I am dreamingThat's why I always wake up screaming My love you take my breath awayWhat have you stepped in to smell this way <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
My feelings for you no words can tell<o:p></o:p>
Except for maybe "go to hell" <o:p></o:p>
What inspired this amorous rhyme?Two parts vodka, one part lime <o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>

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Sandi @ 14/02/2012 22:55

Meliejayne76
In: Peterborough
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How about this one Sandi I Love you, I love you I love Almighty I wish your pajamas were next to my nightie. Now dont be mistaken Now dont be misled I meant on the washing line not on me bed

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Meliejayne76 @ 17/02/2012 13:32

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Helen of Troy's face launched a thousand ships, Her body was beautiful especially her hips, While yours are like a pair of wedges, And your face could launch a thousand dredgers.

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Deleted Member @ 19/02/2012 12:30