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SouthLondonPhil
In: SE London
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What's wrong with the postal service in our area?
Sticky green fingers.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Ragnar
In: London
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If you only have american money, What sweet can you buy?
It was a Jabberwocky.
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davidneale
In: London
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I thought you sais you won the lottery.
It didn't half go!
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Close ya eyes, twist the throttle and see what happens when you dump the clutch?
wash n wax
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davidneale
In: London
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What is the best way to look after your back?
That is a brilliant idea!
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Ragnar
In: London
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When someone first meets me, they should buy me beer?
I would have been here sooner.
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lindaloki
In: Norfolk
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davidneale
In: London
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When is the best time for you to buy Ragnar a drink?
Get me a large one.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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davidneale
In: London
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What pressure do you put in your bike tyres?
If I asked for 101.
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lisaj
In: Barnsley
Posts: 588
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How did you get that gang of WPC's to meet you for night behind the bike sheds?
sometimes i get so excited I can't breathe
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davidneale
In: London
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How are the under water swimming leasons going?
but you said stop!
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Why haven't you bought a round yet?
No its your hat
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davidneale
In: London
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I couldn't wait, so i peed in someones hat.
three please.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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What time do you want the alarm clock setting for?
I had the wrong shoes on
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davidneale
In: London
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Any one seen my shoes that the cat had sh"t in?
I prefer Boots, they do it for me!
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Do you like that blonde girl sitting over there?
Nah its knobblies for the grip
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davidneale
In: London
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Do you wear latex glove while love making?
I was riding through Paris at the time.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Where were you when you decided to come out the closet?
A lefthanded pen
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