Oh...... my...... god.........
I have so much Rantiness geared up about this white upper-class pillock....
Yes, let us treat these white working class people with the care and attention they deserve. Teenage pregnancies, theft, assault, controlled substance abuse, chronic unemployment, benefit fraud.... the list of their supposed crimes are clearly cries for help.
Because in this world, we are all victims, from the lowest of the low even to those on six-seven figure salaries (who are brutally robbed of 40% of their hard earned cash).
Yes, let us cuddle the Chavs, set up programmes for them and community welfare centres. Let us warm them with our hearts.....
THEY'RE CRIMINALS!!!!!!!!
THEY BEHAVE LIKE CRIMINALS, THEY TAKE PRIDE IN THEIR LAWLESSNESS AND THEY WILL BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES IF IT WILL GET THEM A GIGGLE!!!!!!
I hope he gets burgled by his local Chavs.
We treat them like scum, because that's what they are. It is fashionable for them to misbehave like the rascals and scallywags they are. They know they can get away with it because of twats like this guy.
We call them Chavs because the Fabians plead and flap about the other four-letter 'C'-word being socially unacceptable.
Call them what they are, beat them round the head with a big stick and send them far from these lands screaming in terror!!!!!
Thank-you,
Woody - Medieval and proud of it!!!
Police get £50m pound for 10,000 hand held computers...
http://www.publictechnology.net/modules.php?op=modload&...;sid=15900
My hand held iPaq cost £300 - I could have saved them £47m....
The budget for adult drug interventions within the CJS was over £330 million in England and Wales in 2006/07.
(source: UK Drug Policy Commission)
i.e. £330m spent on prisoners for anti-drug treatment - I will leave you to do your own research on how effective it was.... (and look at figures from sources other than those who apply for the funding!)
Chav chav chavity chav chav...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvab6pQSbIY
Read some of the Chavs comments afterwards they don't do themselves any favours.
LOL - yk tu fkn hat ipi kig wuva jer!!!!!
Er... (don't think I will ever make a chav.... YAYYYY!!!!)
Found these which might help...
http://www.snoglondon.com/f/17550
http://chavs.john-dixon.co.uk/translator/
Actually have a scout around the rest of that site - it is both hilarious and disturbing...
...aye am off 2 maccy d 2 get a cort a panda...
Okey-doke, try this:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FinC8...FAs
Now, the one on the right is 100 per cent chav. One on the left? Well, he decks the one on the right. So far so good. But I don't hear a measured middle-clas Oxbridge accent. So does that make him a chav too? Methinks not. Just a member of the human race who's just had enough.
seems they were all sort of against him probably cos he made complaints about them to the cops or sommat!got to be a decent bloke cos e's a biker!! how to rid the planet of these apes?
More specific than random...
Telling Bossman the time/date of my hospital appointment and instead of getting "OK, write it on the calendar for me please" or similar as an answer, I get the response: "Harrumph! Well, you're not the only one y'know... I have to have a check-up!"
Big fat hairy feckin' deal!
It's like dealing with a spoiled, jealous child, who doesn't want to be left out of anything... Not a problem... if he wants to take my place, I'm not standing in his way
I think he's got the extra hump as his check-up is a follow-up from when they nagged him about losing weight to help with his high BP and cholesterol count... since which time, he has probably gained a good 2 stone! lol!
That's akin to poking a sleeping tiger with a pointy stick in the zoo, when the keeper has just told you what a really really bad idea that might be ;o)
fn peeps in costa coffe,star bucks whatever! orderin everythin on thier fn coffee mountains of cream whip!covered in choc dust god know's what else! takes fn ages to prepare then its my turn eventually then yu have to learn italian toorder the fn stuff then answer twenty questions !do yu want this that an the other?JUS GIVE ME A WHITE COFFEE!!!!!! by then [cos i'm on me own,sad sod that i am!]the best seats ouside in the sun have been taken!!how fn long does it take to serve peeps these days? they even pack the stuff for the lazy sods in supermarkets now!takin even longer then its ''have yu a store card?'' then wait while sucker fills one in! what happened to give the person money get good's no questions asked then walk out job done!!
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