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How do u get an elephant thats stuck up a tree?

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Brummie Jackie @ 05/12/2009 12:47  

Im fed up of getting abducted by aliens every weekend carn't they pick on someone else, don't know what it is they think i can tell them, think they just want mi large kebab n chips. The next time im going to throw up in his space ship.

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Deleted Member @ 07/12/2009 23:39  

AD just say ur from Mars they'll leave u be then

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Brummie Jackie @ 07/12/2009 23:42  

The next time they come near me with the probe it will be a smack in the gob. and i will shove mi ferret in his helmet.

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Deleted Member @ 08/12/2009 00:30  

isnt that animal cruelty AD

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Brummie Jackie @ 08/12/2009 10:13  

Nar the ferret loves it.

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Deleted Member @ 08/12/2009 16:00  

Waht about the lettuce ?

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Brummie Jackie @ 08/12/2009 16:25  

Why do you shake it.

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Deleted Member @ 09/12/2009 15:21  

For the same reason you tie your shoelaces

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Brummie Jackie @ 09/12/2009 15:30  

What if you wear slipons.

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Deleted Member @ 09/12/2009 16:06  

Then you have to lick and tap .......

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Brummie Jackie @ 09/12/2009 16:25  

Ah well i have a very sore tongue at the moment i got it trapped.

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Deleted Member @ 09/12/2009 16:53  

Well use ur toes then u plum

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Brummie Jackie @ 09/12/2009 22:30  

I carn't lost them all in a hover mower accident.

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Deleted Member @ 10/12/2009 00:26  

did u not pick them up and stick them back on using no nails !!

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Brummie Jackie @ 10/12/2009 00:27  

No i stuck them on mi forehead and ran naked up and down the street.

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Deleted Member @ 10/12/2009 00:45  

- Now that - I would like to see !!!!

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46Rossi @ 10/12/2009 07:52  

AD did you look like a chicken ???

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Brummie Jackie @ 10/12/2009 12:14  

Nar i was supposed to be a moose but when the police finally stopped laughing they didn't have it in them to fine me, They thought i had enough problems. So that saved me some cash.

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Deleted Member @ 11/12/2009 15:52  

O bless that was nice of em did you get a ride home too?

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Brummie Jackie @ 11/12/2009 16:48  

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