an while i got your attention bratu.. where is Kentnottingham?? pmsl - a woman may not get last word at the time.. but several days later she will when she changes her mind... as is the norm.. its great bein female
Beer, porn n hotdogs, am joanezing man need a full pack of frankfurters to see me through you know can you do me a 10 pack, got the cash.
Due to technical difficulties and a short stay in a hedge the author of all this ramblings seams to be sat on a chair that is too low for the table and if he urinates on my rose trees i am going to set fire to his sculpture, sorry this is his next door neigbour talking now he is a bit worst for wear at the moment and he seams to be shouting at jesus, anyway my name is Dave whats he doing now he's taken his trousers off hang on i've got to call the police cos thats just disgusting, wearing a clown outfit is in bad taste.