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davidneale
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I am left handed, what is the best thing for me to write with?
I thought it was a good answer?
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mad munky
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Why did you agree to the sex change?
It made my kidneys ache
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davidneale
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What did you think of my joke?
not bad for two wheels!
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mad munky
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I hear you managed do deliver some pizzas today on your bike?
It split the inner tube
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davidneale
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What are those double skinned condoms like?
I have three broken spokes.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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How did you get on riding your bike with the ten cases of lager on the pillion seat?
She had to shave her legs
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davidneale
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How did your girlfriend get those velcro lined leathers on?
when in Rome.
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mad munky
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When did you get that Italian tattoo on your face done?
Its a shaving rash
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davidneale
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Are you sure it wasn't the velcro?
She said move along!
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mad munky
In: Hull
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I tried to get a Policewoman over the back of my bike
Knee high boots
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Ragnar
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What do you like to wear when you're on a hot date?
They are killing me.
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davidneale
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What do think of your girlfriends underwear?
If not I will go on my own.
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mad munky
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I'm going to try and get out of work early to make sure you see the specialist
Boiled cabbage and sausages
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Ragnar
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What make you fart?
Up down, up down then over.
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davidneale
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What is your relationship with women like.
It was on the third night!
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Did you catch VD the first time with a prostitute?
Syphallis cream
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davidneale
In: London
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Can you recommend a good facial moisturizer?
I thought she said Hose locks.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Why are you wearing a chastity belt?
Only blue vein cheese
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davidneale
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What can I put on the sores?
A slick on the back.
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mad munky
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Whats better than deep threaded tyres?
Cheap valve caps
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