justjerry
In: The Lizard
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My gran's favourite;
davidneale
In: London
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My metalwork teach would say
"Speak the truth and shame the devil boy"
and then a clip round the ear usually followed at high velocity
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If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got
OMNF
In: Worksop
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Tha meks a better door than a window! (Yorkshire style)
Can't educate pork
Everydays a school day
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jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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if wit were sh*t,you'd be constipated........,a gold lame cattle smock doth not a gentleman make.......
jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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act your age not your shoe size.............me?10 thanks for asking.
jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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wring it and skin it gentlemen,this ain't no beauty parade!!
jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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you were so ugly at birth ,the midwife turned and slapped the doctor...when i were young i fell out me pram;shame you landed on your face then!
jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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she were so bandy,she hung her knickers on boomerangs!
jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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she was the original good time had by all....so ugly she got a summer job...swimming up and down loch ness,scaring the tourists!
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zzrbabe42
In: furry tree rat h
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zzrbabe42
In: furry tree rat h
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do not wonder why things "are takin so long" in fact everything is rolling out exactly as it needs to not using a minute more than perfection requires,rest easy be at peace.life is working its magic even as you take your next breath
zzrbabe42
In: furry tree rat h
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you cant go through life protecting yourself against everything,you have to take chances if you dont you may as well not be living
zzrbabe42
In: furry tree rat h
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if you keep running back to the person that you need to walk away from ...you will never create space for better things to arrive
zzrbabe42
In: furry tree rat h
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the most valuable asset you have is your time dont waste it on people who dont matter!!!!!
zzrbabe42
In: furry tree rat h
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trust is very fragile and needs to be really taken care of when given to you.it should never be given just like a smile that can be given to everyone.because once its broken hundreds of smiles wont fix it !!!!!!
zzrbabe42
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zzrbabe42
In: furry tree rat h
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when i give you my time im giving you a portion of my life that i will never get back.please dont waste it
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