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Hull750Rider @ 23/07/2008 20:04  

Grrrr!!!! Stoopid American (motorcycle) mail order company who send me the wrong size fleece (totally their fault) and expect me to pay to return it to them AND the cost of shipping it back to me.... Think I will just order another one from somewhere else and ebay this one... life is too short!!

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TeeCee @ 25/07/2008 17:29  

Ahhhh what size you order though TeeCee? Do not forget American sizes are a bit differant to ours.... LMFB (loud mouthed fat person of questionable perantage) LMAFB (loud mouthed American fat person of questionable perantage) XLLMFB (Extra Large loud mouthed fat person of questionable perantage) XLLMAFB (Extra Large loud mouthed American fat person of questionable perantage) XXLLMFB (well you get the Idea)

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Hull750Rider @ 25/07/2008 18:36  

goin out for meal to find fn kids runnin around the place while mum an dad try to have a 'night out'yu cant have a candlelit dinn er wiv your bl... kids!anybody else hate seein kids that have gelled hair an piecings at a bout 7yrs old? maybe i'll change when a gran kid comes along!

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tangoman60 @ 26/07/2008 04:52  

lmao! Or should that be XXLMFAO...... (and you would have thought 3 seperate emails, which were comfirmed, asking for a medium instead of a large as their ordering system is wrong would have done the trick, but nooooooooooo....) Did a bit of research on the company and it seems they are pretty useless in their customer service.... Ok.. I'm done with them now.. I am sure they won't stay in business for much longer....

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TeeCee @ 26/07/2008 04:56  

thought your girlfriends supplied you with fleece?

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tangoman60 @ 26/07/2008 05:02  

Tangoman your name is appearing on here an awful lot lately, come on cheer up, don't get so screwed up about things. lol or you will have to change your sign in name to Victor Mildew yeah I didn't spell it wrong at our stage and age in life it would be MILDEW If I had to rant it would be because I get so frustrated not being able to do some things for myself, gosh wish I could find a way to use garden shears. Also find a gardener that won't rip me off like that last one who charged me £60 to cut my lawns and shrubs, when all he did was cut the lawns and talk to the shrubs saying they needed talking to not cutting back, like a muppet I still paid him and gave him a petrol mower I couldn't use anymore to.

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Cruiser gal @ 26/07/2008 05:13  

Yeah, TM... what CG ^^says^^... lighten up.. *snigger* ..and stop spreading rumours that my girlfriends give me fleas...

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TeeCee @ 26/07/2008 05:29  

CG - for what it is worth, shrubs are pretty astute fellas, so when your 'gardener' had finished talking to them and walked away they probably looked at each other, uttered "tosser" under their breath and carried on with their daily shrubbery business... ..and your lawn mower.... I heard that as he was using it one day it stuttered, resulting in a groin/handlebar interface situation.... and as he was carrying on working through the pain a stone flew out and hit him square on the shin.... Ah.. the Cosmic Jigsaw working its wonders....

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TeeCee @ 26/07/2008 05:42  

i pay good money to go out to this restuarant to have the evening spoiled by inconsiderate adults![holiday makers!] in my book thats as bad as your gardener giving bad service!! at one point the little blighter hid under my table playin fn hide an seek !!ffs!! an its my right to come on here an rant about what i like, i cant stand people who tell me what i can an cant rant about ssiiypasi!! watch out for lymes disease TC!!

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tangoman60 @ 26/07/2008 08:46  

To the Valentino Rossi wannabe on the road from Spittal of Glenshee to Braemar today: The next time I meet you on my side of the road on a blind corner leaning over at that angle and missing my front wheel by two feet I am just going to put my hand out and rip your helmet off... Nuff said.

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TeeCee @ 27/07/2008 13:17  

TM... I have had ticks in places you really don't want to know about.....

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TeeCee @ 27/07/2008 13:18  

..........think you've just told us all!!!

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Di @ 27/07/2008 13:32  

I meant Skye, Torridon, Ullapool..... ..dunno where YOUR mind is Di!... *cough* (Doh - do you think I got away with it....)

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TeeCee @ 27/07/2008 13:38  

I know where you've had ticks tho'!! (No, you didn't get away with it!)

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Di @ 27/07/2008 13:46  


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TeeCee @ 27/07/2008 14:06  

)))Boss-centric universes((( Nuff said!

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Wannabe @ 28/07/2008 09:15  

council!! I was quoted £1,000 for DECORATING, (the house I'm moving into) the written quote stated 'for all decorating' yet when I queried why they'd GLOSSED over the toilet door when the graffiti is still visible, instead of covering it with undercoat until it didn't show, I was told 'they shouldn't have glossed anything, that quote was for labour for stripping paper off the wall and emulsion on the walls, not glossing, it's another *£500 if you want gloss. I also asked are they not doing the ceilings then? the answer was...No. So can anyone **explain to me exactly what DECORATING means?? I always thought it meant all aspects such as papering and painting, the quote stated ALL decorating and was not specific in each task. **that's a rhetorical question, cos my late dad was a painter and decorator by trade and taught me how to paint, unfortunately, as I said before, I'm not up to doing it anymore. *I nearly fell off my chair when I heard that. So I've paid a grand for a coat of emulsion and a botch paint job on the toilet door! I now have to buy paint and do the rest of the job they aren't doing. The whole point of getting them to do it for me is cos I'm not fit enough to do it. The point of getting it done BEFORE I move in is so it's easier without heavy furniture to move and carpets to spill paint on. So now I have to spend MORE money sorting it out, yet another dent in my bike fund!! Considering it's the council who have forced me out of my home, cos they are going to demolish the houses, I reckon they should have decorated for free. The past 3 years have been a nitemare freezing to death every winter (no central heating in the house) waiting for the council to decide IF they were going to demolish or refurbish the properties. Grr!!!

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Sandi @ 29/07/2008 17:21  

Un-be-ing-lievable Kwak!! That is outrageous....

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TeeCee @ 29/07/2008 17:30  

*gobsmacked*

What a crock of smelly stuff Kwak!

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Wannabe @ 29/07/2008 17:32  

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