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Jokes, Games & Silly Things

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Nar they just said if i was going to do it agian i had to let them know, somthing about anti terror laws or sumat.

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Deleted Member @ 11/12/2009 18:55  

I have being taking karate classe's i stoped for a day and made it to a snake belt.

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Deleted Member @ 12/12/2009 01:15  

Blimey im off to bed to dream about all the things that are ace in mi life.

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Deleted Member @ 12/12/2009 02:44  

I wish i was Mr t woods now that would be a laugh. Haven't got time babe just out playing around of ping pong.

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Deleted Member @ 12/12/2009 03:18  

Did you find you ball AD ?

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Brummie Jackie @ 13/12/2009 21:50  

Nar i lost it down a hole somewhere i think i need a torch.

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Deleted Member @ 14/12/2009 12:04  

I have some AAA batteries

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Brummie Jackie @ 14/12/2009 12:30  

That hole will need a truck battery, need more power gromit

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Deleted Member @ 14/12/2009 16:08  

How about a fuel cell will that do ?

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Brummie Jackie @ 14/12/2009 16:13  

Is that like a police cell.

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Deleted Member @ 14/12/2009 16:24  

Its blue with yellow spots

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Brummie Jackie @ 14/12/2009 16:50  

Not now the tablets the qwack gave me has cleared that up a treat.

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Deleted Member @ 16/12/2009 15:21  

Thot he gave u liquid this time on account u keep choking !!!

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Brummie Jackie @ 16/12/2009 22:13  

I have a big Spider in mi garage and all he does is spin a big web, I think he is trying to catch me.

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Deleted Member @ 18/12/2009 11:17  

Nah he's trying to catch Santa and get a pressie :)

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Brummie Jackie @ 18/12/2009 11:18  

Not in my house hes not.

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Deleted Member @ 19/12/2009 01:05  

Why is ur chimney horizontal rather than vertical?

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Brummie Jackie @ 19/12/2009 12:31  

Thats what i need always wondered why mi house is allways full of smoke.

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Deleted Member @ 30/12/2009 15:02  

Thats becuase of all the toast you cook !!!

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Brummie Jackie @ 30/12/2009 23:18  

Carn't cook im only a man thats way there's takeaways.

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Deleted Member @ 02/01/2010 11:53  

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