Im now going to be going up on Thursday. Will be on my own and I dont know where the field is for camping. I only know where the entrance is in to the car park for Squires.
Also I couldn't find the thread for those going on Thursday either
Old biddy on a zimma, wobbling, goes into the sex shop.
She asks the male assistant if they sell vibrators.
He says they have the standard 6" single speed in pink.
She asks if they have anything BIGGER?
He says they have the deluxe version, 8" dual speed, choice of pink or black.
She asks if they have anything BIGGER?
He says (amazed) they have the super deluxe, 10", turbo, variable speed, any colour u like.
"That's the one!" she says.
"Now, tell me sonny, how do you turn the bast*rd off?!"