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mad munky
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Whats better than deep threaded tyres?
Cheap valve caps
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davidneale
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Do you know a good alternative to the conventional condom?
It only happened at night!
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mad munky
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How did the new job as a taxi driver work out?
two left feet
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davidneale
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What goes with two right feet?
When I squeeze it it soesn't hurt!
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mad munky
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davidneale
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What is the best thing about Gala Casino's?
It was intended for my holidays.
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mad munky
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Why have you been out and had ya legs and back waxed?
White chocolate mice and jelly tots
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mad munky
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When you wee how many fingers get wet?
The splitfire plug did it
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davidneale
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mad munky
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What stick on chrome badge did you stick on the topbox of your pizza moped?
Its the viscosity
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davidneale
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What is the important factor when buying baby oil?
The front wheel is much larger than the rear.
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mad munky
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Do you like my down hill racer?
One brass knob is missing
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davidneale
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Why don't your lights work on your bike?
I was saving it for a special occasion.
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mad munky
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Why do you have a condom stuck to the clocks on your bike?
I think woodworms ate it
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davidneale
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What happened to the spoke on your bike wheel?
it was written in stone.
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mad munky
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Why did the stone mason have chicken sandwiches for lunch?
Only if I'm wearing size ten boots
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Ragnar
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Do you allways look like Coco the clown.
It's got to many wheels.
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davidneale
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What do you think of my unicycle?
It was all uphill from then on.
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mad munky
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How did the ride from Lands End go?
My cross stitch collection
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