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Whats better than deep threaded tyres?

Cheap valve caps

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mad munky @ 14/06/2012 20:47  

Do you know a good alternative to the conventional condom? It only happened at night!

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davidneale @ 14/06/2012 20:54  

How did the new job as a taxi driver work out?

two left feet

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mad munky @ 14/06/2012 22:15  

What goes with two right feet? When I squeeze it it soesn't hurt!

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davidneale @ 14/06/2012 22:32  

Is that a boil on your face?

Cheesy chips

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mad munky @ 15/06/2012 07:36  

What is the best thing about Gala Casino's? It was intended for my holidays.

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davidneale @ 18/06/2012 16:20  

Why have you been out and had ya legs and back waxed?

White chocolate mice and jelly tots

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mad munky @ 18/06/2012 20:53  


What frightens you most?
four per hand.

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davidneale @ 18/06/2012 21:11  

When you wee how many fingers get wet?

The splitfire plug did it

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mad munky @ 18/06/2012 22:20  

What lit your fire then? 16 valve.

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davidneale @ 22/06/2012 20:25  

What stick on chrome badge did you stick on the topbox of your pizza moped?

Its the viscosity

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mad munky @ 22/06/2012 20:43  

What is the important factor when buying baby oil? The front wheel is much larger than the rear.

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davidneale @ 22/06/2012 20:49  

Do you like my down hill racer?

One brass knob is missing

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mad munky @ 22/06/2012 21:40  

Why don't your lights work on your bike? I was saving it for a special occasion.

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davidneale @ 22/06/2012 22:06  

Why do you have a condom stuck to the clocks on your bike?

I think woodworms ate it

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mad munky @ 22/06/2012 22:10  

What happened to the spoke on your bike wheel? it was written in stone.

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davidneale @ 22/06/2012 22:13  

Why did the stone mason have chicken sandwiches for lunch?

Only if I'm wearing size ten boots

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mad munky @ 23/06/2012 10:48  

Do you allways look like Coco the clown. It's got to many wheels.

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Ragnar @ 23/06/2012 11:50  

What do you think of my unicycle? It was all uphill from then on.

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davidneale @ 23/06/2012 18:47  

How did the ride from Lands End go?

My cross stitch collection

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mad munky @ 25/06/2012 20:29  

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