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if women can multi-task and men cannot, then why can't a woman have sex and a headache at the same time ?

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VFR800AJ @ 05/07/2012 05:39  

My girl friend manages to have sex and read her kindle at the same time - thank god for long life batteries lol

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Fatbob16 @ 06/07/2012 03:39  

You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

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Deleted Member @ 06/07/2012 11:02  

WHY ? that is got to be one of the deepest......

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X Beanz X @ 06/07/2012 17:43  

I for one would certainy prefer to know when my time is up - even if it is only one month. a - I would tell no one and give no impression of being any different, if that is at all possible b - I would put my house in order with all the people that mean anything to me - and repair a few bridges along the way. Then I would do a road trip with as many pals as I could convince at short notice - they could be my final outriders lol c - We dont know what to be afraid of do we - but woul prefer to go doing one of the most pleasurable of my pastimes .................. Anyone else ?

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Fatbob16 @ 06/07/2012 17:57  

@ xbeanzx ....... WHY NOT ? Deep enough ? @ Bandito 12 ..... I would probably do the same

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Emzed @ 06/07/2012 18:37  

Nice to know sometimes what people actually think about the important matters in life - and whats important the them emzed

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Fatbob16 @ 06/07/2012 22:09  

Why is almost everthing to do with the weather according to our Great British media....................'Since records began ?'

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VFR800AJ @ 07/07/2012 10:24  

Is that 78's or 45's?

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davidneale @ 07/07/2012 10:52  

Why is almost everthing to do with the weather according to our Great British media....................'Since records began ?'


Because it sounds more meaningful that way.
Plus, they're not allowed to say, "It's another shit summer, folks"

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justjerry @ 07/07/2012 10:59  

and actually me lud..... the records state that somewhere along the line a guy called Noah had to build an ark coz there was so much rain ..... or was that just a story..... hahaha

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Deleted Member @ 07/07/2012 12:38  

I expect that rainfall was 'since records' also.

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VFR800AJ @ 07/07/2012 13:55  

How can you feel so alone in a crowd?

Why on forms that ask you to write clear and detailed answers, are the questions so ambiguous and badly worded?.. (this is probably an example of this, lol)

And why do people send letters out about appointments for the same day of posting or for passed dates..

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hurtz @ 07/07/2012 21:18  

When is it time to call it aday ?

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Deleted Member @ 08/07/2012 11:09  

Steady! When you have had enough.

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davidneale @ 08/07/2012 11:23  

Have you had one of those days when you just think

!!WHY!! ?

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Deleted Member @ 08/07/2012 12:00  

Yes on Friday when I got a £1500 fine from the IR. But then realised it was my own fault for a late return. Will I let it get me down? will I bo**ocks . It will get sorted somehow. What time is the last night boat to Ciaro?

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davidneale @ 08/07/2012 15:32  

"it's just gone noon, half past monsoon"

Would you rather be a comma or a full stop?

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Helsbell @ 08/07/2012 15:53  

A full stop, as a comma leaves you in limbo with unfinished business.

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davidneale @ 08/07/2012 16:20  

DN... Nooooooo.


A comma because there's still things to do.
A full stop is the end of things. Wat too final, IMO


Personally I'd like to be an exclamation mark.
But realistically... more of a question mark probably lol

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justjerry @ 08/07/2012 16:40  

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