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whos game for a laugh

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rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Kay he knew Lived out in the East So he moved in next door The lecherous beast. Gwen was still writing With sad tired eyes He watched for a min Whilst eating mince pies I'll make her suffer for this terrible crime So she got so far down And forgot how to rhyme

rubecula @ 14/10/2006 09:23

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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I had what I think was a funny ending too.... but I can't remember how it went....... well not exactly. I'll try to come up with something during the day

rubecula @ 14/10/2006 09:24

kay
In: lincoln
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brilliant rube youve been very busy man! im SUPPOSED to be painting, but keep coming to just check out the puter, this is not very productive foe my decorating!!!!!!!

kay @ 14/10/2006 09:39

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Why not have a splash and dash party...... splash a bit of paint then dash off for another drink

rubecula @ 14/10/2006 09:49

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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When he got back up top The reindeer were all gone Bp had nicked them Cos she liked venison. (I had to clean that bit up a bit.......pmsl)

rubecula @ 14/10/2006 09:55

kay
In: lincoln
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wuuuuuuuuu/hoooooooooooooo! go rubecula! absolutly brilliant! welldone!

kay @ 14/10/2006 09:57

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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And for anyone I missed sorry but chances are you were in the first draft.... but I can't remember it all. Please feel free to put a bit in about yourselves if you are not on the list. Gee Kay... hero worship.... I like that

rubecula @ 14/10/2006 10:03

kay
In: lincoln
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You deserve it! i had a wallpaper stripping party last weekend, wow, it was all gone in a matter of hours! but going solo this weekend, wont get it all done, but let people get over that , before i send the paintbrushes out with the invites sellotaped to them! lol

kay @ 14/10/2006 10:09

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Paint brushes and invites.... sounds kinky to me........ By the way do you know the difference between Erotic and Kinky? With Erotic, you tickle your partner with a feather. With Kinky you use the whole chicken.

rubecula @ 14/10/2006 10:16

kay
In: lincoln
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never saw ken dodd as erotic!pmsl

kay @ 14/10/2006 10:23

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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LOL never thought of it that way

rubecula @ 14/10/2006 10:27

Moxey77
In: Stourport-on-Sev
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*faints* <thud>

Moxey77 @ 14/10/2006 10:48

kay
In: lincoln
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you not feelin so gud, 2w?

kay @ 14/10/2006 10:54

Moxey77
In: Stourport-on-Sev
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Sorry Kay, was thought of Ken Dodd and "kinky" in the same sentence

Moxey77 @ 14/10/2006 13:30

kay
In: lincoln
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eauuuuuughhh get wot you saying.

kay @ 14/10/2006 14:01

RC
In: Derbyshire
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm u no gwens going to shout u going off track AGAIN! lol

RC @ 14/10/2006 14:13

kay
In: lincoln
Posts: 225
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sorrrryyyyyyy! christmas tra laaa, xmas, noel, yuletide, tum de dum!

kay @ 14/10/2006 14:22

Moxey77
In: Stourport-on-Sev
Posts: 1346
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2wheels the Redneck Reindeer,
Driving his pick-up trike,
Going to the Xmas Bash,
With Diane on the Back,
RC thought it was funny,
When round the bend they came,
Followed by Kay and Sweetheart Kwak,
Driving down the bus lane.

2wheels the Redneck Reindeer,
Sporting a new tattoo,
Pulled up outside of Ryan's,
Jumped off and exclaimed,
I here by open this party,
So come all ye let's get drunk,
Diane wearing her red dress,
And Gwen dressed as a punk.

2wheels the Redneck Reindeer,
Led them to the next pub,
Where BlackWingBandit showed us,
His Triumph Tiger Cub,
Big_Katz fell about laughing,
And Oggy lost his tongue,
Rube got lost on the A5,
And BP's on the run.

2wheels the Redneck Reindeer,
When the night was thru,
Took Diane to the hotel,
RC and BlackWing walked home,
FireBladeKid's still singing,
He's gonna wake Storm up,
She feel asleep on the dance floor,
With Mozie, Aph, Kim and Sean.

Moxey77 @ 14/10/2006 15:05

RC
In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960
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well done m8

RC @ 14/10/2006 15:09

Moxey77
In: Stourport-on-Sev
Posts: 1346
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Thank you RC <*takes a bow*)

Moxey77 @ 14/10/2006 15:13

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