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Jokes, Games & Silly Things

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takeaway toast .............. now think you may be onto something there !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Brummie Jackie @ 02/01/2010 13:00  

the local cafe close to one of my shops charges 35 p for one slice !!!!

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Deleted Member @ 02/01/2010 13:01  

emptied the vacuum.......... offers

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Nutkin68 @ 02/01/2010 16:00  

Swap for a pair of used pants.

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Deleted Member @ 02/01/2010 21:43  

what colour r they ?

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Brummie Jackie @ 02/01/2010 22:21  

They where white but i washed them with a red hat so they are pink now with a brown stripe.

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Deleted Member @ 02/01/2010 22:25  

mmm dont do pink sorry what have u got in navy

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Brummie Jackie @ 02/01/2010 22:26  

My favorite toy is the whale and im trying to catch him some fish but he won't let me.

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Deleted Member @ 02/01/2010 22:29  

I want a penguin and i would call him MUmbo and teach him to dance

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Brummie Jackie @ 02/01/2010 22:46  

Just eat it.

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Deleted Member @ 02/01/2010 23:05  

The wrapper is to hard to peel off

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Brummie Jackie @ 02/01/2010 23:44  

Just hit it on its head, works for me when they invade mi garden, Pesky things.

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Deleted Member @ 02/01/2010 23:52  

Mmmm shud i have a bouncing frog instead then ?

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Brummie Jackie @ 03/01/2010 12:43  

I had, it bounced on a trampoline over the wall and got run over by a truck.

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Deleted Member @ 04/01/2010 15:46  

My trampoline has a het guard on it

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Brummie Jackie @ 05/01/2010 12:37  

In't snow brilliant, just like milk only better.

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Deleted Member @ 05/01/2010 14:46  

custard is best though !!!

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Brummie Jackie @ 05/01/2010 14:48  

Depends what you do in it. Quite like watching big lasses fight in it, but nowt beats lesbians fighting and they can hit hard.

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Deleted Member @ 05/01/2010 15:38  

Running a petrol chain saw in house don't half make some smoke.

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Deleted Member @ 06/01/2010 15:13  

Well i need a new pair of trousers now.

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Deleted Member @ 06/01/2010 15:40  

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