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What did you swap to get your bike? I thought I would catch the night boat.

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davidneale @ 25/06/2012 20:33  

How are you getting to Cairo? Two out of three ain't bad.

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Ragnar @ 25/06/2012 23:03  

My trike failed the MOT on a bald tyre. Steer right to go left.

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davidneale @ 26/06/2012 06:38  

What do you think of the present Government?

Wait til your Father gets home.

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mad munky @ 26/06/2012 07:43  

Mum, I've just gave dads new motorbike a pink paint job. I just had to say it.

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Ragnar @ 26/06/2012 07:53  

You look gorgeous honey cos they just do OK????

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Noddy1 @ 26/06/2012 13:07  

Why are those things hanging around your knees? I will pay it in full on Tuesday!

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davidneale @ 26/06/2012 15:04  

I am here to collect your lap dancing debts ok you win I did it

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Noddy1 @ 26/06/2012 15:18  

Who moved my ludo counter? I would play it, if i had anpther ball

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Ragnar @ 26/06/2012 18:01  

Whos put Grandmas underwear on next doors cat?

It was on offer, three for the price of two

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mad munky @ 26/06/2012 18:01  

Do we need all these woodburners? I will do it tomorrow

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Noddy1 @ 26/06/2012 18:54  

When are you giving up procrastinating? When I nod my head it hurts>

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davidneale @ 26/06/2012 19:04  


Christ mate you look in pain, whats up?
it was wet

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Noddy1 @ 26/06/2012 19:15  

How did the diving go? It was supposed to be a biking holiday.

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davidneale @ 26/06/2012 19:21  

what were you doing stuck up snowden? im sure they said they would let me do it

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Noddy1 @ 26/06/2012 19:23  

Why did you blow up the houses of parliament? When I get old.

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davidneale @ 26/06/2012 19:32  

When are you going to stop dressing up as a lady?

Only the instant variety

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mad munky @ 27/06/2012 07:40  

Does your girlfriend give you a whip? The best day is on a Sunday.

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davidneale @ 27/06/2012 08:03  

When do you go round the Vicarage to see the Vicars daughter?

I used a toothpick

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mad munky @ 29/06/2012 07:40  

What did you use to compare your wedding tackle? Soft or hard compound in hot weather.

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davidneale @ 29/06/2012 18:33  

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