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davidneale
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What did you swap to get your bike?
I thought I would catch the night boat.
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Ragnar
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How are you getting to Cairo?
Two out of three ain't bad.
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davidneale
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My trike failed the MOT on a bald tyre.
Steer right to go left.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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What do you think of the present Government?
Wait til your Father gets home.
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Ragnar
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Mum, I've just gave dads new motorbike a pink paint job.
I just had to say it.
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Noddy1
In: Halifax
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You look gorgeous honey
cos they just do OK????
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davidneale
In: London
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Why are those things hanging around your knees?
I will pay it in full on Tuesday!
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Noddy1
In: Halifax
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I am here to collect your lap dancing debts
ok you win I did it
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Ragnar
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Who moved my ludo counter?
I would play it, if i had anpther ball
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Whos put Grandmas underwear on next doors cat?
It was on offer, three for the price of two
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Noddy1
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Do we need all these woodburners?
I will do it tomorrow
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davidneale
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When are you giving up procrastinating?
When I nod my head it hurts>
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Noddy1
In: Halifax
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Christ mate you look in pain, whats up?
it was wet
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davidneale
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How did the diving go?
It was supposed to be a biking holiday.
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Noddy1
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what were you doing stuck up snowden?
im sure they said they would let me do it
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davidneale
In: London
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Why did you blow up the houses of parliament?
When I get old.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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When are you going to stop dressing up as a lady?
Only the instant variety
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davidneale
In: London
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Does your girlfriend give you a whip?
The best day is on a Sunday.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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When do you go round the Vicarage to see the Vicars daughter?
I used a toothpick
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davidneale
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What did you use to compare your wedding tackle?
Soft or hard compound in hot weather.
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