All part of the service buzz
Strange though, after a day had elapsed, it also showed your name; note to self : next time wait for a day before jumping
PM sent regarding tent
Tickets and tshirts now available folks, please remember that ALL members can access the booking form, STANDARD and FULL members.
Also Kaz and Pots have requesting charity donations rather that pressies, i will ask Mr Ken to add the link as it wont work for me lol
Come on what you waiting for get your names down see all the faces that you see on the threads. Find out why most of them have not being kept away from society and locked in a darkened room for there own protection. And if you really want to know, Why do we really call Brummie Jackie BJ ? Why is Sorpio54 called Mr Ken ? Why is Bluesbiker known as Squashie ? Why is everybody always picking on me ? What is XKs real name ? Find the answers to these and many more questions at this years Kiss 4 Rally.
More 'food for thought'
Why is SPESH called SPESH?
Is Vladimir a double agent?
What is Jaffa's real name?
Which male BMer has worn womens clothing the most?
and last but not least
Who is bringing the malted milk biscuits for me to dunk in my brew?
Don't forget this, A prize for the best attempt of. The Derbyshire Kiss.
The Derbyshire Kiss is known locally as the derby dunk it is done by wearing wellington boots shorts and a felt hat. The 2 people stand in cowpat's with there right arm raised and the hand and fingers pointing at the ground. There left hand on there left hip. They rest there head on there right shoulder step toward each other until they can kiss as they make Lip contact they have to turn in a clock wise direction hoping on there right leg after a full rotation is made they have to (dunk) This is done by both party's bending at the knees still kissing until they are both in the knelling position. Then they both shout A up Av bin Derby Dunked.
I would love to give you a demo but that would be against Derby folk law and would result in the rest of the group having to carry out the other Derbyshire folk law of "Pat the Wife" This is done by taking a new Bride in to a field and throwing cow pats at her to improve her willingness to be a good wife and obey her husband. The new husband would also have to go though similar folk law know as toff the Husband this is simple to carry out.The(clop) Derbyshire term for the male members of the group, take the new husband into a hostelry and every member of the clop buys him a glass of ale and he has to drink them within the allotted time which is set by the village elder. Who is known locally as Double six This name was given to him by the clop after throwing his "nutts" local term for dice at the Hostelry wall none stop for 2 days.
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