Kung Fu was practised by Shaolin monks in China, although it did actually originate in India. Karate, this time referenced as being Japanese originated in Okinawa.
Sad I know, but for some reason felt the need to politely correct.
Thanks for that geoffb,the person who sent me that joke has now been suitably chastised and this type of error will never happen again,I have made sure of it.
Speaking of origins.
My mate picked up a box of 'Dajeeling' tea (Sorry if I spelt it wrong) from the 'Cheap ' shelf at Tesco. He bought it for his Mum cos she's always drinking tea.
When he gave it to her, she looked at the label and told him that she didn't fancy drinking any of that Indian muck. My mate asked her what tea did she drink? She replied 'Yorkshire tea'.
My mate retorted 'And where the hell do you think that comes from. The bloody foothills of the Yorkshire Dales?'
A family are driving behind a bin lorry, when a dildo flies out and hits their windscreen.
Trying to protect her young daughters innocence, the mother sayd " Gosh! that was a big insect"
To which her daughter replied "It was, but I'm surprised it can fly with a cock that big"
A family are driving behind a bin lorry, when a dildo flies out and hits their windscreen. Trying to protect her young daughters innocence, the mother sayd " Gosh! that was a big insect" To which her daughter replied "It was, but I'm surprised it can fly with a cock that big"