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I tried to... but I wasn't "allowed" to take the day off... Least this one hasn't physically threatened me in broad daylight in front of witnesses... So he's got some good points.

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Wannabe @ 01/08/2008 07:48  

Haha would he dare, lol hm sure he'd end up with a

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Deleted Member @ 01/08/2008 08:05  

Not from me. I don't do violence. In 40 years, I've only ever had to hit one person once. I prefer to let Karma do its stuff and boy, is Karma working quickly today! Let me just say... never drive/ride in anger... you might just end up denting yer brand new pride & joy! Trouble is, it means he's now back in the office and enjoying ranting directly at me, instead of doing it over the phone... oh well... can't win 'em all eh?! lol

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Wannabe @ 01/08/2008 08:45  

Oh yes karma is good lol Just hope you can keep yours till you get out of there. And start to enjoy the weekend. Haha i never... drive/ride in anger live is to short.

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Deleted Member @ 01/08/2008 09:12  

ROFLMAO! And NOW he wants me to go outside and tell anyone off who's DARING to smoke cigarettes as they walk along the street and happen to be passing our building. How very dare they?! They're probably passing this building on purpose and ensuring that they exhale extra heavy as they're drawing level with our door... just to spite him! Good opportunity to sneak out and have a crafty puff myself - just keep popping back every 10 minutes, making out there are thousands of the cheeky blighters out there, smoking with malicious intent! Maybe I should start lacing his coffee with Prozac? It's not reasonable, this level of paranoia, surely?! lol

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Wannabe @ 01/08/2008 09:25  

Arrggghhhhhh.................Have bleached then dyed my hair 3 feckin times today, and still not got the colour want! Thats what you get for trying a different product. Have had to order my usual brand again so i've now got to wait till monday/tues before i can put it right. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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darkcarnival @ 01/08/2008 09:33  

God girl you are haveing a bad day, i am so glad i work for my self sitting here all nice and calm. The only thing that spoiles it sometimes, is the pain in ass costomers, when your trying to type or text. Awww DC you should have to Hairdressers

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Deleted Member @ 01/08/2008 09:48  

ttaskmasters got a few notches in his where he's beaten peeps to a bloody end! You leave my staff alone - That belongs to my other half!!! Besides... notches are good - "Ribbed for her pleasure" I may wander round to see Wannabe's boss, though... It'd be my pleasure to make his acquaintance...... FFS... If people want to walk past the shop while smoking, guess what - They currently have the legal right!!! WB, just slap him... I'll give ye a job here!!!

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ttaskmaster @ 01/08/2008 10:55  

Nah - he's just disappointed that it's not ME smoking in the office... as he then can't sack me on the spot for not smoking, he likes to order me outside to tell off the rest of the world Like that's going to happen! Although, I have told off the 'orrible little scrotes around here a few times for various bits & pieces that *were* out of order... and they've thanked me by coming back at night and graffiti-ing the front of the building or smashing the windows. Nice... They must've got bored though and found somewhere new to hang out...

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Wannabe @ 01/08/2008 11:18  

Down on the ranch aka hanging out with the cowboys! removal men!! aka Bodgit & Scarper They arrived 30 minutes earlier than agreed then argued the toss when I said their van wouldn't be big enough for all my stuff, and it wasn't. Then they started to make up boxes in a way I'd imagine Frank Spencer would do on 'Some Mothers Do Have 'em'. The parcel tape they were using was so thin it was transparent and most of it was put on so fast the sticky side was uppermost on most of the boxes. (no Blue Peter badge there then) They didn't seem to take much care packing my belongings I told them not to pack the kettle an what did they do? Packed it! Not just packed it but WRAPPED it so when I was looking in boxes I had no idea it was wrapped and it took me most of the day to find it. Most of the boxes didn't even have anything written on them, like what room they were for never mind what was in them When I arrived at the new house all that was missing was the BOMB, the one I was sure had exploded, they just dumped my stuff down anywhere and even blocked the entry into the kitchen. To add insult to injury the front door lock had to be changed AFTER I'd been given the keys and prior to me moving in, apparently the lock was dodgy. Guess what? The new lock isn't much cucking gud either cos I can't get the door open with any of the keys I've been given (it's been noted and hopefully will be sorted soon) This house has one of those key meters you have to buy credit for so I got £5 worth and put it on but got no electricity, what seemed like a life time later it became clear that it was in debit (NOT MINE!) so the £5 I put on saw to that and left me no electricity so the council estate manager went and got me some, unfortunately while we were trying to work out WHY I hadn't got any electricity the gas men came to service the central heating boiler and gas appliances but cos I'd no electricity they couldn't do a saftey check so I've got to go all weekend without cooking or bathing. Thank god for wet wipes and crisps, (not on same plate tho eh? My mobile phone has NO SIGNAL whatsoever here!! and I had no land line til this morning so I was feeling pretty sorry for myself. Crap removals, no electricity, no heating or hot water, a mobile phone that's just a time piece, no land line AND... ...no pigging aerial so no telly either!! on top of all that my back aches and my feet are raw, so raw the pain kept me awake last nite even tho I was dog tired. They plugged the fridge freezer in but didn't turn on the main socket and I didn't know so I had to throw out what little food I had in there and I've got £3 to last me til next Friday. Even tho all that is awful it feels good to sit in my front room and be able to open the window and feel the breeze, for the first time in about 5 years, and not be deafened by traffic noise. When I came to view the house the council agent told me the street was a quiet one again, now the bad tenant had moved out but they still had a problem with youngsters riding their motorbikes up and down the street, her face was a picture when I said that me and my son both ride bikes, she said 'the neighbours are going to hate you' I replied, 'they will have to get in the queue with the rest of the world' No emergency service sirens but a house or car alarm was going off when I got here lol Ce'st la vie

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Sandi @ 02/08/2008 16:41  

a random rant thread. Nice have not long giving up smoking why i am still not sure, as i do miss it. oh yeah i am surposed to have more money by not smoking well where is it ? ha ha think i will be ranting in this room a little more often. need a smoke or do i not sure. well thats me done. food than off out for a ride i think is the best bet

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Blitz @ 05/08/2008 10:25  

Today's rant is a rant at myself... for hiding my cash point card in a "safe" place before my holiday in May... transferring some online savings into that account to pay for THIS holiday... and now being completely unable to locate said card.

GGGggrrrrrr!

When I'm all grown up, will I be organised?

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Wannabe @ 07/08/2008 07:18  

Aaaah, forgetfullness. It comes to us all in the end. Next time wanabee, Let your helper know where you've put it.

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bluesbiker @ 07/08/2008 08:05  

My little helpers are useless... they only care where the kit-e-kat's stashed!

The good news is: I found the card.

The bad news is: what the devil did I do with the PIN? D'oh!

House is still looking like there's been a bomb in a bling factory but I've located a small patch of carpet... It appears to be a sort of orangey-terracotta (sp?) colour ;o)

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Wannabe @ 07/08/2008 08:40  

AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! needed that!

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tangoman60 @ 07/08/2008 12:32  

ARRRRGGGHHH todays damd rant: that P & O Ferries cancelled there 20.00 ferry, last night and the next one being 21.15. Then that was well over loaded the queue for food was well out of order.. It really spoilt my club ride out of 14 bikes But still had a good day

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Deleted Member @ 11/08/2008 07:34  

ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ..... MEN!!!!!!!!! **And relax**

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Holmfirthgirl @ 12/08/2008 08:39  

Awwwwwww.... {{{{{{men}}}}}}

Ya meanie, HG! lol ;o)

Come on then, what did they do to you?

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Wannabe @ 12/08/2008 09:11  

lol - oh nothing in particular - seems I'm ok for friendship & a bit of 'fun' as they call it, but not for anything serious!

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Holmfirthgirl @ 12/08/2008 10:08  

beware females who mention the dreaded word 'serious!' guaranteed to drain the life from any man!

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tangoman60 @ 12/08/2008 10:43  

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