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ah but did u mind ur undies today ?

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Brummie Jackie @ 06/01/2010 15:51  

32 Bags of snow for sale buyer collects, also fake xmas tree slight fire damage. Will px for summer time.

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Deleted Member @ 06/01/2010 16:03  

A guy's been round banging on mi door and mi knobs fallen off.

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Deleted Member @ 06/01/2010 19:58  

think it may be more than yer kobs that have fallenoff actdaft................you've obviously got more than a few screws loose too pmsl!!!

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babyharley @ 06/01/2010 20:04  

Its ok iv'e got a big bag full in mi shed.

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Deleted Member @ 06/01/2010 20:46  

BH they are next to his set of invisible spanners me thinks !!!!!!!

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Brummie Jackie @ 06/01/2010 22:38  

Hang on i haven't got a shed.

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Deleted Member @ 06/01/2010 23:34  

thats why u cant find anything then u dope............ find ur shed first !!!

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Brummie Jackie @ 07/01/2010 00:13  

he he got a few other things missing too Actdaft..............for sure pmsl!!!!

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babyharley @ 07/01/2010 19:17  

Do you think Breakfast is a good name for a Lobster.

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Deleted Member @ 07/01/2010 21:51  

Too late iv'e eaten him, yum yum yum.

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Deleted Member @ 08/01/2010 17:10  

Nope think Brunch wud have been better

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Brummie Jackie @ 08/01/2010 23:55  

I have been trying to teach mi rubber chicken to fetch, got fed up so i kicked it over a wall and then a dog ran off with it, the same thing happens with mi string of sausages. is that bad luck or what.

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Deleted Member @ 09/01/2010 02:01  

I know im eye candy.

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Deleted Member @ 09/01/2010 02:29  

I am that drunk iv'e just seen god and baby jesus, and its not who youe'd think

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Deleted Member @ 09/01/2010 02:45  

I see no ships.

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Deleted Member @ 13/01/2010 15:19  

Have you looked in the bottle AD ???

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Brummie Jackie @ 13/01/2010 22:25  

Or a shrimp with a baseball bat.

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Deleted Member @ 13/01/2010 22:40  

Just made mi new pen to keep mi flock of rubber chickens safe from mr fox.

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Deleted Member @ 14/01/2010 00:08  

Well these chickens arn't laying any eggs, Been talking to them and allsorts but no joy yet.

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