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Noddy1
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Do you still use Durex?
I've been thinking about it all day
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davidneale
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Roughie
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What texture is marshmallow
The red room of pain
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Ragnar
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Where do you take a bloke on a first date?
It's never happened before.
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davidneale
In: London
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How come your tyre went down at the crucial moment?
when I get older.
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Roughie
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When is the best time to buy a GS
Dance of the 7 veils
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mad munky
In: Hull
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What was the sequel to Dances with Wolves?
It needed a monkey wrench
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Roughie
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Why did the chicken cross the road
Before she woke up
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davidneale
In: London
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When should I have made love to my girlfriend?
I wouldn't do that if I were in your shoes!
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Roughie
In: Surrey
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What did the the girlfriend say to her fella who wanted to make love to her before she woke up
Vroooom Vrooom
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davidneale
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WAIT did I say something wroooonnnnggg?
Maybe there will be a better time then.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Why do you want to make love to your girlfriend while she is asleep?
The top eyelet is for the laces
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davidneale
In: London
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What are the top eyelets for on your basque?
I can't rememeber doing that!
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Roughie
In: Surrey
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Why do you want to make love to your girlfriend while she is asleep?
an empty shoe box
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davidneale
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Roughie
In: Surrey
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Why do you want to make love to your girlfriend while she is asleep?
(you knew that was coming too )
Getting my knee down
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davidneale
In: London
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What are you doing on top of the wardrobe?
It is best on the centre stand.
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Roughie
In: Surrey
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What position would you check your motorbike oil
(you didn't see that one coming)
a BBW
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mad munky
In: Hull
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What did the dyslexic motorcyclist ride?
(if you use your mirrors you can see him coming)
Treacle flapjack
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Roughie
In: Surrey
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what will cause you to gain 5lbs looking at it
the blue side of a Rubic cube
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