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VFR800AJ
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If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
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davidneale
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X Beanz X
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and why do my socks keep disappearing in the wash
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mad munky
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Emzed
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I think Ive cracked the "odd sock" conundrum
I just buy 10 pairs of the "same socks"
Then I can always find a "pair"
When I get down to 3 socks
Its time to buy some more
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mad munky
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If you wait til you get to 3 you'll have days without socks, while you're washing your last pair. Go shopping when you get to 4, only trying to help
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Emzed
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Fair point MM but what I should have said is 3 socks in the drawer
Add the two I'm wearing (or sometimes 4 [don't ask])
I actually go shopping at 5
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mad munky
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Don't you find leaving it so late in the day, a rush to get round before they close?
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davidneale
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Why can't we buy one sock?
Buying socks in pairs is unfair to people with only one foot.
If we cold buy socks individually there could be a massive saving in natural resources and the land fill sites won't be full of all those odd socks.
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Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
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TigerTim
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Why do groups of people collect themselves in little cliques and not like new people joining in?
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mad munky
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TT think they are scared of the unknown BJP point well made
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Emzed
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Why do people STOP in the MIDDLE of the pavement
To look in shop windows ?
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Noddy1
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Yes & why do they stop in the middle of pavements to talk
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TigerTim
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Why do women ........................? Fill in the gap as you see fit
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Emzed
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I wouldn't dare Tim too many women on here
After you mate it's your idea
ooh it rhymes too
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davidneale
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What decided that we drive on the left hand side of the road?
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