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If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

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VFR800AJ @ 15/07/2012 06:05  

like it VFR

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davidneale @ 15/07/2012 08:27  

Do I have a sock eating monster in my house?

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X Beanz X @ 15/07/2012 10:40  

and why do my socks keep disappearing in the wash

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Deleted Member @ 15/07/2012 11:12  

washing? confused by the concept

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mad munky @ 15/07/2012 12:13  

have one of you got my other socks?

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davidneale @ 15/07/2012 15:12  

I think Ive cracked the "odd sock" conundrum I just buy 10 pairs of the "same socks" Then I can always find a "pair" When I get down to 3 socks Its time to buy some more

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Emzed @ 16/07/2012 02:32  

If you wait til you get to 3 you'll have days without socks, while you're washing your last pair.

Go shopping when you get to 4, only trying to help

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mad munky @ 16/07/2012 14:32  

Fair point MM but what I should have said is 3 socks in the drawer Add the two I'm wearing (or sometimes 4 [don't ask]) I actually go shopping at 5

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Emzed @ 16/07/2012 14:49  

Don't you find leaving it so late in the day, a rush to get round before they close?


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mad munky @ 16/07/2012 17:00  

Why can't we buy one sock? Buying socks in pairs is unfair to people with only one foot. If we cold buy socks individually there could be a massive saving in natural resources and the land fill sites won't be full of all those odd socks.

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davidneale @ 17/07/2012 07:34  

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

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Deleted Member @ 17/07/2012 09:34  

Why do groups of people collect themselves in little cliques and not like new people joining in?

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TigerTim @ 17/07/2012 17:12  

TT think they are scared of the unknown
BJP point well made

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mad munky @ 17/07/2012 17:23  

Why do people STOP in the MIDDLE of the pavement To look in shop windows ?

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Emzed @ 18/07/2012 03:20  

Yes & why do they stop in the middle of pavements to talk

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Noddy1 @ 18/07/2012 10:44  

Why do women ........................? Fill in the gap as you see fit

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TigerTim @ 18/07/2012 11:37  

I wouldn't dare Tim too many women on here After you mate it's your idea ooh it rhymes too

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Emzed @ 19/07/2012 01:37  

What decided that we drive on the left hand side of the road?

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davidneale @ 19/07/2012 07:51  

Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

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