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hey - I never mentioned the word serious!! they seemed to assume it (& don't say it was cos of any actions I'd taken - tatooing their name on me arm, moving their belongings into my house under cover of darkness ) - JOKING!!!!!!

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Holmfirthgirl @ 12/08/2008 10:55  

yu dont turnup for dates with 'bride magazine' tucked in your pocket then?

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tangoman60 @ 12/08/2008 10:59  

lol!

Confession time... some years back I had an *interesting* experience with a meet from a dating site...

In my naivety, I'd put "fun-loving" in my description... not realising that dating sites have their own definition of "fun" which slightly differs from mine...

The chap was outraged that after he'd dug into his pocket to pay for a couple of bevvies in the pub, I was still somehow unwilling to leap into bed with him and accused me of misleading him with the "fun-loving" bit! Hehehee!!!

The huge sum of money he'd invested in our date was obviously causing him a problem, so I chucked some cash at him across the table and told him to have a great evening with Mrs Palm and her 5 lovely daughters, as I strutted out of the pub ;o)

I had fun anyway! *WEG*

(So did the audience! *sniggers*)

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Wannabe @ 12/08/2008 11:19  

*yu dont turnup for dates with 'bride magazine' tucked in your pocket then?* ...is that wrong?? /sarcasm mode off

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Holmfirthgirl @ 12/08/2008 13:06  

stick to mates, relationships always end in tears eventually these days!

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tangoman60 @ 12/08/2008 13:43  

awww TM - you gotta believe that there's someone out there for ya....... Bugger- that /romantic mode keep switching itself on!!!

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Holmfirthgirl @ 12/08/2008 13:55  

Stop being so negative Tango! With any luck they end with a knife fight and a good punch up followed by loads of explosions and driving off in an Aston Martin! Or is that just me and James Bond?

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ghosthunter @ 12/08/2008 13:56  

haveing hit a patch of deisel two weeks ago scratched the buggery out of my pride and joy , forkin out £1200 for parts coz stuid me lapsed my in surance two days before accident forgot to check then being told by a dipstick kawasaki dealer four days after paying for said parts that the main two parts are on back order 2 to six weeks to wait for parts to arrive from japan grrrrrrr

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tj.zx6r @ 12/08/2008 18:39  

No no no no no no no no no no..... just NO!! http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20080813/ten-rocky-horror-...4616c.html Actually it will be interesting to see how they do it.... a new Time Warp??

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TeeCee @ 13/08/2008 11:51  

NO. Making Shock Treatment was bad enough, but THIS???!!! Someone will have to die.... in a really messy way

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ttaskmaster @ 13/08/2008 12:03  

*curses*

Why'd I click on this thread?

*wanders off muttering under breath "They can't do THAT!"*

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Wannabe @ 13/08/2008 16:23  

Today's rant concerns employers who phone you to give you a rollicking for not putting something in an email... Yet, not only did you put the something in the email, you made sure it stood out by typing it in bold Going to buy the man a punchbag for Xmas methinks! Or maybe a refresher course in how to read?

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Wannabe @ 28/08/2008 06:26  

Send me round - I've a wealth of frustrations and facilitative weapons to unleash on someone!! Mind you, I'm quite happy and bouncy today - I've borrowed T'Other Half's bike, with it's FECKING LOUD exhausts...... Hee hee hee hee heeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! Plus, my own bike is getting fixed up tomorrow!!!!! As a treat, I'm also buying myself a set of specialist picks for my ever improving hobby. If things keep improving (and I get enough cash together) I may even take it up for a living...

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ttaskmaster @ 28/08/2008 09:59  

Being happy bouncy rocks, TTM! This afternoon, I'm mostly being on strike and making sparkly stuff instead, so I'll join you in the happy bouncy corner

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Wannabe @ 28/08/2008 10:05  

Sorry... Happy Bouncy corner is vacant. I'm out playing with the FECKING LOUD exhausts!!!!!!!!!!!

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ttaskmaster @ 28/08/2008 11:12  

you can still be out playing AND be in the happy bouncy corner with Ronco's new portable bouncy happy corner! I liked it so much I bought the company, then asset stripped it, bonked the managers wife and half the staff, bought out the competition and then retired! Wonder what happened to Victor Kyam....bet he's dead now?

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ghosthunter @ 28/08/2008 11:52  

WHAT???????!!!!!!! Sorry, Ghostie mate - Can't hear what you're saying over these FECKING LOUD pipes!!! :D

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ttaskmaster @ 29/08/2008 05:32  

So what are you saying exactly? pmsl

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ghosthunter @ 29/08/2008 06:56  

That the exhausts on my borrowed bike are a touch on the FECKING LOUD side!!!!

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ttaskmaster @ 29/08/2008 07:16  

eh??

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Holmfirthgirl @ 29/08/2008 08:41  

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