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Brummie Jackie
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mmmm liq allsorts yummy in my tummy

Brummie Jackie @ 15/01/2010 16:20

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Pork chops, jam roly poly 30 qwids worth of ale then a king size kebab n chips.

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Brummie Jackie
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Pasta and chicken and a dry vintage diet coke

Brummie Jackie @ 15/01/2010 23:14

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Poof, eat real food like what i do, Them rubber chichens taste a bit rubbery but if you ad some salt god beam me up jesus im a mess, tell mi why is mi glass half full or is i need a new drink am i in space now i dont know who i am is it me or am i not sure if it was going to go over there and be it hrrrmmmm dont think so i am.

Deleted Member @ 16/01/2010 02:03

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God dunt i talk some shite when im drunk.

Deleted Member @ 18/01/2010 23:33

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Yes yes i doo must be the cigs i smoke.

Deleted Member @ 30/01/2010 02:20

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And when i wake up in the morning and mi umberella is outside it must be somebody else cos it an't me, i was just cleaning it and it went off

Deleted Member @ 31/01/2010 22:52

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.

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Brummie Jackie
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next door to the man who lived with an old boot !!!

Brummie Jackie @ 01/02/2010 09:44

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Ive seen a right handsome guy in mi garden tonight turned out it was mi refection in the window.

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Brummie Jackie
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Beer goggles take over did they AD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brummie Jackie @ 08/02/2010 09:38

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Got a phone call today, it was a wrong number.

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Brummie Jackie
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Sorry AD thought it was the local chinese lol

Brummie Jackie @ 15/02/2010 11:57

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It was thats mi hobby.

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Brummie Jackie
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No 45 and a no 26 then ta and make it snappy !!!

Brummie Jackie @ 16/02/2010 23:57

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Ok iv'e got mi wok out and full steam ahead.

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Brummie Jackie
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fry ups all round then

Brummie Jackie @ 17/02/2010 22:29

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no eggs tho.....devils food

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Brummie Jackie
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ewwwwwwwwwww eggs

Brummie Jackie @ 17/02/2010 22:30

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Tha wants to try squeezing 1 out of a chicken thats in a bad mood.

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