Now we all know that Xmas falls on Dec 25th.
However, 2000 years ago people didn't count the extra day in leap years.
So Jesus was actually born on May 22nd.
Which, coincidentally, is when the nite-out north takes place.
So Shell gets to wear her Santa outfit after all!
Bill methinks you make a very honourable Hobbit indeed ....
Now then..... BJ, (he says sheepishly) on the friday night... do you mind if I disappear from butliz cuz I want to trek accross to watch Scunthorpe Scorpions V Berwick bandits in a premier leauge speedway match. Dont Know what time I'd get back though.... and on saturday I want to go for a ride with my brother-in-law....
As my social secretary can you check my agenda plse
You may want to review my schedule.... things are changing fast....
Got my fancy dress sorted out.... going as the invisible man
Might be back in time for breakfast sunday though... could do you a cuppa then.. maybe... If (and only if) you promise to be a Bluenose.... LMAO