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What are your hands like when you are out on the bike? it's a night thing!

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davidneale @ 02/07/2012 16:50  

When do you try to have sex with your sleeping girlfriend?

There's pitting on the chrome

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mad munky @ 02/07/2012 17:37  

What did you say to your girlfriend when she asked you how did she looked. How do I get that mark off?

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davidneale @ 02/07/2012 20:41  

What did your girlfriend say to you when you came home with lipstick on your collar !!

Yeast makes it rise

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Roughie @ 02/07/2012 21:54  

How do hot air balloons work? I have got muddy boots.

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davidneale @ 02/07/2012 22:13  

Why are you wearing flip flops

Chocolate body paint

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Roughie @ 02/07/2012 23:27  

What is your favorite edible clothing? When I go outside.

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davidneale @ 02/07/2012 23:34  

When does your girlfriend have the best sex?

Her toothbrush

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mad munky @ 03/07/2012 07:40  

what do you use to get the grime off of the wheels of your bike? only when it hurts.

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Roughie @ 03/07/2012 09:17  

Do you ever stop laughing? I asked her which way is it to the shops.

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davidneale @ 03/07/2012 14:37  

What was your pick up line for your last girlfriend?

A nasty rash on my buttocks

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Roughie @ 03/07/2012 19:38  

Does your washing powder give you any problems? my feet are aching.

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davidneale @ 03/07/2012 19:48  

Why did you know when to stop pretending to be a bat in the childrens play ground

A dog lead and some chivers jelly

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mad munky @ 03/07/2012 20:33  

What are your favorite sex aids? I couldn't stop laughing.

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davidneale @ 03/07/2012 20:36  

What did your wife say when she saw the state of her tooth brush?

It was rear wheel drive luckily

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mad munky @ 03/07/2012 21:53  

What happened when the front wheels fell off your car on the motorway? Any evening is the best time to contact me.

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davidneale @ 03/07/2012 22:04  

when shall i call you ? A baloon filled with custard

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Roughie @ 04/07/2012 10:58  

What is your baloon like for the hot air baloon race? but you didn't call.

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davidneale @ 04/07/2012 16:46  

I never call people back do you understand that, and why do you never listen?

Reverse the charges

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mad munky @ 04/07/2012 17:53  

Waht did you say when you offered to take you girlfriend out for a meal? she was one in a million.

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davidneale @ 04/07/2012 19:00  

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