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davidneale
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What are your hands like when you are out on the bike?
it's a night thing!
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mad munky
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When do you try to have sex with your sleeping girlfriend?
There's pitting on the chrome
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davidneale
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What did you say to your girlfriend when she asked you how did she looked.
How do I get that mark off?
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Roughie
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What did your girlfriend say to you when you came home with lipstick on your collar !!
Yeast makes it rise
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davidneale
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How do hot air balloons work?
I have got muddy boots.
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Roughie
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Why are you wearing flip flops
Chocolate body paint
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davidneale
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What is your favorite edible clothing?
When I go outside.
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mad munky
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When does your girlfriend have the best sex?
Her toothbrush
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Roughie
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what do you use to get the grime off of the wheels of your bike?
only when it hurts.
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davidneale
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Do you ever stop laughing?
I asked her which way is it to the shops.
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Roughie
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What was your pick up line for your last girlfriend?
A nasty rash on my buttocks
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davidneale
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Does your washing powder give you any problems?
my feet are aching.
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mad munky
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Why did you know when to stop pretending to be a bat in the childrens play ground
A dog lead and some chivers jelly
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davidneale
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What are your favorite sex aids?
I couldn't stop laughing.
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mad munky
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What did your wife say when she saw the state of her tooth brush?
It was rear wheel drive luckily
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davidneale
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What happened when the front wheels fell off your car on the motorway?
Any evening is the best time to contact me.
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Roughie
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when shall i call you ?
A baloon filled with custard
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davidneale
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What is your baloon like for the hot air baloon race?
but you didn't call.
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mad munky
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I never call people back do you understand that, and why do you never listen?
Reverse the charges
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davidneale
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Waht did you say when you offered to take you girlfriend out for a meal?
she was one in a million.
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