Phew, somebody undersands me!
And Glasgow's bin' city o'culture at some stage so that means you posh dunt it mad? It's rate ruff where I'm frum so ya mun try harder wi't scare tactics Jocks!
You think you're insulting us with that comment about knitting, but just you wait till skeggy....I'll show YOU what I can rustle up with me knitting needles
Jacko, do not take any stick off of these women, they are only picking on you as there is a wee gang of them and they think you are alone.
That's all they can do is "gang up", not one of them womanly enough or brave enough or even prepared to stand up and go against you on thier own.
Do not let these weak screeching wenches bully you or threaten you with harpoons or knitting needles or intimidate you in any way.
If you want a new pair of knitted socks then they will provide a new pair of knitted socks. If you want to eat Dolphin meat then as a man it is your God given right to ignore the screeching wenches and eat as much effing dolphin meat as is your want.
You say what you want to say and to whomever you want to say it to and in any manner that you want, we are after all the stronger more intelligent sex.
I promise my allegiance and to stand by and support your every word and defend your rights as a man, as a member of the stronger and more intelligent sex against these weak, weak screeching women (at least until your nose starts bleeding, then your on your own).
I can knit, but not very quick cos me knockers ger int' way. We could pool efforts Minnie and knit a jock trap
No point Jacko bringin Derbyshire/Scots translator, thal never tell woram saying wen av a a bevvy. An that'll be most a'time tehe
Luckily, I'm half Scots, so I know exactly what you lot are on about, it'll be like a holiday in North Wales.
a can crochey ..... a cant spell it but a can do it LMAO
maybe a better crochey jacko a blind fold as well maybe not it will have holes in it mmmmmm back to the drawing board lol
Silkie we just wee lassies at heart lol
Just been lost in bliss.....cruising google earth lol.
I'm a saddo and adore maps and couldn't help wondering what else is on the itinery in addition to Cromarty / the Black isle.
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