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In: Kilmarnock
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pot kettle black methinks!

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kwakgirl @ 12/01/2011 21:47  

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In: Wolverhampton
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Nowt wrong with my mouth ... what about yours KG? .... our oral hygiene is spot on me thinks!!!!

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kooky @ 13/01/2011 04:03  

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In: Paddock Wood
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Hmmmmm... Where is this this going to go now?

And kwakgirl...please explain the definitions for both dickheads and fckwits, just for uneducated viewers that may be watching?

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sifimedia @ 13/01/2011 05:53  

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ohhhhhhh....... dickhead?....fella whos brains is in his dick i.e thinks with it......bit obvious!!! fckwit? fella whose sense of humour is in his dick???? sorry is that just my odd sense of humour????

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kwakgirl @ 13/01/2011 07:57  

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In: Paddock Wood
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'ODD' is certainly the right word, kwakgirk!!

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sifimedia @ 13/01/2011 17:27  

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nothing wrong with being a little odd as im sure you're aware Sifi! its when people start to cross the road to avoid you that you should be worried...well maybe not worried so much as perplexed!

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kwakgirl @ 13/01/2011 18:20  

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In: Paddock Wood
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Actually, I'm the one that crosses the road to avoid them!

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sifimedia @ 13/01/2011 20:16  

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hmmmm....are you really sure about that????

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kwakgirl @ 13/01/2011 21:10  

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I cross the road so often that I carry a portable roll out zebra crossing..... even got a belisha beacon stuck on my head!!

I was gonna carry some white line marker for the zig-zags, but that's just being stupid!!

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sifimedia @ 13/01/2011 22:07  

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haha ok....you notice everyone has disappeared Sifi.....have they crossed the road to avoid you or me???

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kwakgirl @ 13/01/2011 22:28  

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I am defo staying on same side of road as you KG!!! Si Fi prefers standing at bus stops if I remember rightly???

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kooky @ 14/01/2011 07:17  

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he does indeed ...but only stark naked!....that'll be when everyone crosses the road! lol

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kwakgirl @ 14/01/2011 07:29  

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kooky @ 14/01/2011 07:54  

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In: Paddock Wood
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They're giving me a wide birth for fear of treading on any protrusions!!

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sifimedia @ 14/01/2011 08:08  

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In: Kilmarnock
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what and why are they trailing on the floor to be trodden on???

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kwakgirl @ 14/01/2011 14:15  

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In: Paddock Wood
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That's where feet usually are, kwakgirl!!

You know what they say Big Feet...........

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sifimedia @ 14/01/2011 16:04  

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ok please confirm the size of your feet!

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kwakgirl @ 14/01/2011 17:36  

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Isn't hand size more important

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kooky @ 14/01/2011 18:01  

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In: Paddock Wood
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kwakgirl, I could only confirm the size, if I had already given it to you.......
seeing as didn't..... I wont!

And if I were to tell you, you wouldn't believe me.....you'd just say that isn't humanly possible!!

And I couldn't even take a photograph as I don't have a wide angle lens on my camera.......

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sifimedia @ 14/01/2011 18:09  

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In: Kilmarnock
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i thought it was thumb size Kooky i.e thumb size x 3 ive got a wide angle lens i could lend you! btw Sifi - read this today and immediately thought I wonder what Sifi has been doing with his dirigible????? you are clearly on my mind or maybe under my skin but are you up in the air too!? "Cancer (June 21 - July 22) A dirigible will hover nearby today, and you will have the uneasy feeling that you are being watched. You are, but so what? "

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kwakgirl @ 14/01/2011 18:56  

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