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what was it like when you lost your cherry the curry was ever so oily

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Roughie @ 10/07/2012 12:52  

why are you spending so much time in the loo? it was so discusting I threw up

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Noddy1 @ 10/07/2012 13:46  

What was it like losing your cherry to the vicar?

I have clean gloves for that

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mad munky @ 10/07/2012 17:01  

can you have a look at my piles please? last time it was realy painful

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Noddy1 @ 10/07/2012 21:09  

Do you remember breaking into a 10 bob note? I find it's the only way.

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davidneale @ 10/07/2012 21:18  

is it ok to ride your bike backwards? 100.........thats all it can do!

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Noddy1 @ 10/07/2012 22:02  

Thanks but really need you to give me £150. many times it has happened, but never on a Tuesday.

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davidneale @ 10/07/2012 22:07  

Have you still got a problem with your piles dropping out the leg of your shorts?

I used gaffer tape and an empty can of baked beans

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mad munky @ 10/07/2012 22:21  

How do you stop spilling the beans? I would never have thought.

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davidneale @ 10/07/2012 23:05  

Do you think first about how your actions could hurt innocent people?

It was a left handed thread

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mad munky @ 11/07/2012 07:42  

why did you lose your rag & hit it with a lammer? if only you had told me first I would have known

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Noddy1 @ 11/07/2012 07:45  

I could not undo that nut with my right hand. It was on the night before christmas in 1864.

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davidneale @ 11/07/2012 07:49  

when were you born? I cant help it

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Noddy1 @ 11/07/2012 08:13  

Why do you have a go at David Neales age?

I just used the glue provided

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mad munky @ 11/07/2012 08:23  

What is the best way to stick to your principles? how about following the instructions.

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davidneale @ 11/07/2012 09:43  

do youknow how to use this washing machine? how many times do I have to tell you

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Noddy1 @ 11/07/2012 10:11  

Why can't I have your FJR for £50? At the next rally.

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davidneale @ 11/07/2012 11:09  

When are you finally going to admit your drink problem?

Good job it was cast iron

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mad munky @ 11/07/2012 17:21  

It's amazing that you didn't break the fairing on your bike. 15 inches should be enough.

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davidneale @ 11/07/2012 18:26  

How big is the tube of super glue you're using so mend your fairing?

It was an old steam powered model

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mad munky @ 11/07/2012 18:58  

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