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Roughie
In: Surrey
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what was it like when you lost your cherry
the curry was ever so oily
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Noddy1
In: Halifax
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why are you spending so much time in the loo?
it was so discusting I threw up
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mad munky
In: Hull
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What was it like losing your cherry to the vicar?
I have clean gloves for that
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Noddy1
In: Halifax
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can you have a look at my piles please?
last time it was realy painful
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davidneale
In: London
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Do you remember breaking into a 10 bob note?
I find it's the only way.
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Noddy1
In: Halifax
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is it ok to ride your bike backwards?
100.........thats all it can do!
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davidneale
In: London
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Thanks but really need you to give me £150.
many times it has happened, but never on a Tuesday.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Have you still got a problem with your piles dropping out the leg of your shorts?
I used gaffer tape and an empty can of baked beans
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davidneale
In: London
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How do you stop spilling the beans?
I would never have thought.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Do you think first about how your actions could hurt innocent people?
It was a left handed thread
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Noddy1
In: Halifax
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why did you lose your rag & hit it with a lammer?
if only you had told me first I would have known
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davidneale
In: London
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I could not undo that nut with my right hand.
It was on the night before christmas in 1864.
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Noddy1
In: Halifax
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Why do you have a go at David Neales age?
I just used the glue provided
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davidneale
In: London
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What is the best way to stick to your principles?
how about following the instructions.
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Noddy1
In: Halifax
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do youknow how to use this washing machine?
how many times do I have to tell you
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davidneale
In: London
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Why can't I have your FJR for £50?
At the next rally.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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When are you finally going to admit your drink problem?
Good job it was cast iron
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davidneale
In: London
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It's amazing that you didn't break the fairing on your bike.
15 inches should be enough.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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How big is the tube of super glue you're using so mend your fairing?
It was an old steam powered model
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