Stuke
In: Darwen
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You know yer gettin old when some smart arse relation buys you a nose hair trimmer for your birthday, do you think they was trying to say something?
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Nice day, so me n her goes off to the seaside.
Saltburn-by-the-Sea, lovely spot.
We take the 'train'lift from the cliff down to the beach.
The missus gives the operator the £2 fare, but he hands her a pound back.
'What's this for?', she asks.
'It's half price for pensioners', he replies.
I was larfing meself silly, til I realised he also meant me !!
Cheeky fecker!
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Now that has made me giggle XK....
Somebody has got their own back......woo hoo..
Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Stuke
In: Darwen
Posts: 1197
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When some silly bugger is shoveling soil on top of you, and by that stage you have gone past caring anyway!
Stuke
In: Darwen
Posts: 1197
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My brain mustn't of had enough gravy at the weekend, to post that claptrap on my last post!
jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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when someone tells you to cover up in blazing sunshine,and says you'll get skin cancer,and all you do is shrug and smile quietly........
Roughie
In: Surrey
Posts: 305
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when you realise there are more years behind you, than you are going to get in front of you
Noddy1
In: Halifax
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Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948
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...the older residents in my village say 'Good Morning' to me
jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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when you're still excited at a digital dashboard saying 101 and rising...just a favourite of mine is all.
Freebooter
In: Skye
Posts: 45
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You think you've farted...........................BUT YOU HAVEN'T
Inspector Gadget
In: Oxon
Posts: 895
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You get on a bus and the driver hands you a seniors ticket
jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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getting called 'sir' by anybody at random.......odd.
Fatbob16
In: Buckley
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Sweeny Todd
In: Leicester
Posts: 333
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It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night,, so i have heard
Eight
In: Belper
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Fatbob16
In: Buckley
Posts: 683
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Hey Eight - you wouldnt be too happy if you were on the recieving end - ooo errr misses
Eight
In: Belper
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Stuke
In: Darwen
Posts: 1197
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A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
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