A short poem
Christmas was coming
The goose was gettin fat
So i put it on the atkins diet
And now it's had a heart attack.......
Merry Christmas to All
Oh little town neath moonlit skies
How still we see thee sleep
As through the streets and on the roofs
A hooded figure creeps
He climbs down all your chimneys
He carries a large sack...
He fills it with your valuables
Then quikly hurries back!
A Christmas Fairy
There was a fairy named Rock Chick
Who had a hard time
Up where the tinsel flickers
A wand of gold stuck in her hand
And a fir tree up her knickers.....
you should know me by now m8 and bwb hun if u've anymore they will be gratefully recieved lol
Oh! I'm sorry to have to say this but due to the amount of items that are going into this book the price will be £4 each, hope this will not put you all off buying one lol.
Thank you everyone for your ideas xxxxxxxxxxxx
A Friend on Christmas
2Wheels made a snow woman and Diane was her name
Perfect in every way
He decided to have her as a friend
He made a PJs for her body
And a pillow for her head
But on Christmas Morning she'd run away
But first she'd wet his bed..........
BWB you're on fire mate......
A Christmas welcome for the Newbies
Its that season when
The Bearded Fatman rides again
Look what he's brought us for this year
Some new faces to bring us cheer
Phoenix1 has joined the throng
And Cindyspeedfreak has come along
Leggyblonde has joined the rest
(And I don't know who I like the best.
But you all know about my likes,
They are tasty women, but I love my bikes)
Welcome to BM girls