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How do you get jelly off a cat.

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Deleted Member @ 23/03/2010 22:54  

pour custard on it daft head

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Brummie Jackie @ 23/03/2010 23:04  

Is that the same answer if you have jelly in yer pants, And dont ask i was bored.

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Deleted Member @ 23/03/2010 23:11  

No dipstick for jelly in ur pants its 2 ice cubes and a mini umberella

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Brummie Jackie @ 23/03/2010 23:12  

So how do you get it off the ceiling. I think i sat down too fast.

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Deleted Member @ 23/03/2010 23:23  

I used a cat, she didn't like it much but then its a cat and they like jelly n cat food n kebabs n all the stuff that costs a lot and i have to eat a cabagge n it taste like shi cabbage cost ot is what it says on the box as is what it is its a pity Rachel has a punture the garage has sold out off bicycle repair outfits so looks like im not laid tonite and he said it took two of then to lift it and when it fell on mi foot i said it was the thing that went into a million bits as is and yu carn't say nomore cos it did it and then sis something else and a bit as is

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Deleted Member @ 27/03/2010 02:00  

Ever wondered?... Where do all the baby pigeons go until they are adults? Why (some) men who have bikes don't travel further than their own county? Why moths come out at night then hang around the light, why don't they just come out in the day?

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Sandi @ 25/09/2012 22:47  

ever wondered? why do anti depressants do exactly the opposite....

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jinx57 @ 26/09/2012 04:42  

We have a Bachelor's degree, is there a Spinter's Degree?

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Sandi @ 28/09/2012 06:15  

Why when something works, they feel the need to "improve" it???

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rowanblossom @ 02/10/2012 08:58  

yep??????????????????????????

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jinx57 @ 04/10/2012 10:31  

why so much packaging????????

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rowanblossom @ 11/10/2012 23:46  

Gets me really annoyed too A total waste of a precious "finite" rescource in most cases It's to hide what you are actually buying RB And to make you think it's "bigger"/"worth more" Doesnt fool me though On another subject .................... Why When the cupboards, fridge and freezer are full Can you never decide what to have to eat Yet when the above are all empty Do you always manage to rustle something up

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Emzed @ 12/10/2012 00:14  

how can I not be able to open something that is child tamper proof but my newphew can open anything....

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rowanblossom @ 12/10/2012 08:54  

...why are we are more tired when we have had an easy day, than we are when we have had a busy one ???? Hmmmmm xx

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Deleted Member @ 12/10/2012 11:01  

GJ... I'll let you know when I get an easy day




How can there possibly be this much water in the sky?
How come the oceans aren't empty?

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justjerry @ 12/10/2012 19:55  

Why does justjerry have a lighthouse growing out of his head !!??

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Alice2 @ 12/10/2012 22:40  


...when Alice is going to finish that pie!!!!

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Deleted Member @ 15/10/2012 12:43  

how many times you've had piles from sitting on stone walls P.B......?

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jinx57 @ 15/10/2012 14:15  


never - it's a wooden bench actually Jinx

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Deleted Member @ 16/10/2012 23:30  

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