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davidneale
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Why are your shoveling coal into your sump?
I like them in black.
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mad munky
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davidneale
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Whats that brown stuff on your pillion seat?
it's a slick.
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mad munky
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Whats that shiney black thing in your hand?
No honestly its toffee
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davidneale
In: London
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what makes your tyres stick so well on the corners?
If you asked my once you've aske me a thousand times.
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Ragnar
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VFR800AJ
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what did you do when you trumped in the bath and where did you put yer head to wash the soap off ?
My name used to be susan.
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mad munky
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Why do you walk like a footballer?
It was like it when I bought it
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davidneale
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mad munky
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Did I see you pretending to be someone else yesterday?
Only when the sap is rising
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davidneale
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Is swimming compulsory on rubber plantation?
what's that on your feet?
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Can you tell me where I put my glasses?
I use factor 20
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Noddy1
In: Halifax
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do you think deep heat is any good or do you use something else?
I have to admit it was me
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davidneale
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Who put those glasses on Mad munky's feet?
I would not do a thing like that.
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Noddy1
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Have you been perving at next doors Daughter again?
thats the third time this week
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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Have you been wearing your wife's clothes again ?
10 pints of strawberry yogurt !!
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davidneale
In: London
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What is the best sex aid you can recommend?
I thought Sunday would be good.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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When do you dream about next doors daughter and the yogurt?
It had to be brass screws
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davidneale
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How did you stop that drunk hooker from falling over?
Stainless steel is better.
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Noddy1
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polycarb or fibreglass helmet?
it was self inflating
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