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mad munky
In: Hull
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How did you manage to get a beer gut like that?
Only in the corners
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davidneale
In: London
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Where do you take pee in an igloo?
It's too late in the day for that!
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Are you gonna get up early today?
It wasnt broke when I had it last
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davidneale
In: London
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How come your bed is broken?
I said "can I keep it".
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Deleted Member
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will you bring that grenade over here please ?
i'm weary of holding it in
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davidneale
In: London
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Your tummy looks nice and flat.
He had two left feet.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Hows your dog now he's been to the vet?
The chain had stretched
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davidneale
In: London
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How did you escape from that dominatrix?
The first one of the day is always the best.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Are you still having problems with your sexual urges and your sleeping girlfriend?
It is only available in that size now
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davidneale
In: London
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I thought you were getting a FJR1300 that one looks like a mini moto?
When the tide comes in.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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When are going to was that stuff off your hands?
Fish fingers and peas
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davidneale
In: London
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Why do you keep going in the sea?
It was on the back mudguard.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Did you manage to find your wig?
I'll just have a bag of chips
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davidneale
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You have got to do something about your gambling habit. What will help you?
I glued a bit of shag pile carpet on instead.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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How did you manage to MOT your bike with those worn brake pads?
Two spot welds and a lot of luck
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davidneale
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I want to tow a caravan with my C50 step through. What is the best way to attach the tow bar?
Touring holidays are a lot of fun.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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If you won the lottery would you go on a cruise or stick to your 1970's Sprite Alpine caravan?
The copper washer was worn
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davidneale
In: London
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What jewelry did your girlfriend wear on her night out?
It's the best time to put it on.
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mad munky
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Do you always watch the Jeremy Kyle show?
She said it was pure
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davidneale
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What did that woman say about the moonshine?
Well it was dark!
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