Rudolph the red nosed wino
Had avery shiney nose
And if you got close to him
He would take off his clothes
All of the other winos
Wouldn't let him join in any of the wino games
Then one christmas eve
He froze in an ally and died
THE END
A few xmas jokes
Q if santa drives his slegh what do elves drive
A mini vans
The elves walked out of work today over pay disptues.They said they had been paid short.
Santa has been in an accident.The police report said the reason for this was Mrs smith forgot to put the landing light on.
Shopping for a Turkey
It was christmas eve in a supermarket and a blonde woman was shopping for a turkey.
She was searching through the last few turkeys trying to find a sutable size.
So she shouted a shop assistant and asks will these get any bigger to which the assistant replied
NO they are DEAD
Why was Santas little helper depressed?
Cos he had a low ELF esteem
On a fine and Stormy christmas night
2W and BWB got up to fight
Built two Rubecula snowmen
And shot each other
A deaf santa heard the noise
Came and arrested likely boys
If you don't belive the tale to be true
Ask the blind reindeer cos he saw it too
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