Hello ginger Hello ginger im in the drink near France and ive just been bit on the bottom by a turburt, Tell mi wife that i thought she was ok and good for a laugh on the odd day she smiled, and tell the 27 kids i fathered i have no cash left cos i spent it on a disguise.
Talking to an old m8 in the pub this afternoon, After a fews beers he said he was going home to spank the monkey, i didn't know he had a simian. It must have ate his last banana.
Iv'e gave mi neighbour my out of balance washing machine, put her a big new motor in it so when thats on final spin the national grid has to go nuclear, She love's it, she bounces round the kitchen like a pro bull rider.
Sent mi Bat to dogersea bats home in Loondoon cos i kept on feeding him chips and he got too fat to fly, But they have sent him back apparently he bit a member of staff and gave him a nasty suck well i didn't know he batted for both sides.
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