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hows the herpes these days?
the man in the moon
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Ragnar
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What sort of man are women looking for?
White with pink spots.
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what colour helmet do you wear to the local Hells Angels meet?
the voices in my head
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davidneale
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what tells you that you are not crazy?
they are ok if I scratch them.
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Riggy66
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Your balls? .... You know?
This happened to me when the wind changed.
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How come you look that way on you're profile pic?
Only on Sundays
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davidneale
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How often do you change your underwear?
It wasn't like that when I went to bed!
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Riggy66
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Why are there marshmallows(?) on your ceiling?
It has ALWAYS been that colour!
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davidneale
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What wrong with your big toe?
I said you had better hurry up!
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Ragnar
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What did you say to the copper that you left at the lights?
It's only small whan it's cold.
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Ragnar
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Are they your only pair of pants?
I was the best at it.
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davidneale
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Do you play pocket billiards?
you don't get many of them to the pound.
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do you know how many pennies there are in a pound?
i prefer to brush him outside
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davidneale
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How do you get on with your plumber?
I am sure I locked it in the garage!
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Ragnar
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Where did you put the garage key?
I only had one glass of it.
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davidneale
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Have you ever tried that new engine flushing oil?
I usually do it on my own!
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How many ladies have you slept with?
It's usually better in a group
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do you go to the toilet on your own?
i prefer the electric ones
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davidneale
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Do you like cucumbers?
I don't mind going two up!
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