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Favourite sayings and Quotes..

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as useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.........

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jinx57 @ 06/07/2012 18:53  

The times ive said that Jinx !... loving all these lolol...

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Deleted Member @ 06/07/2012 18:53  

A spare pr**k at a wedding One of my favourites

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Emzed @ 06/07/2012 18:56  

Omg Emzed!! They Made a Quotation after my ex husband?!!! Well would you believe it!!

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rockchickeelicious @ 06/07/2012 18:57  

Nice on Anne lmho... you go girl ....x

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Deleted Member @ 06/07/2012 18:59  

'to the woods,to the woods'.....'i'll tell the vicar-haha i am the vicar' 'me mother won't like it.......yer mother's not getting it!!!'....'what you doing in them bushes?......nothin' ,onnist!......well get out and let a man in then!'

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jinx57 @ 06/07/2012 19:05  

trust me,this won't hurt a bit

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jinx57 @ 06/07/2012 19:06  

i'm no gynacologist,madam,but i'll have a bloody good look for you!

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jinx57 @ 06/07/2012 19:07  

a doctor ,well sort of............

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jinx57 @ 06/07/2012 19:07  

trust me ,i'm a doctor.

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jinx57 @ 06/07/2012 19:08  

when you're up to your ass in alligators,it's very difficult to remember that the original intention was to drain the f**king swamp...

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jinx57 @ 06/07/2012 19:57  

how can i soar like an eagle ,when i'm surrounded by f**king turkeys??

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jinx57 @ 06/07/2012 19:58  

many a good tune played on an old fiddle.............!

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jinx57 @ 06/07/2012 19:59  

gandalf,nope never met the bloke.

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jinx57 @ 06/07/2012 21:12  

fat people are harder to kidnap

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jinx57 @ 06/07/2012 21:13  

i'll buy that for a dollar!!

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jinx57 @ 06/07/2012 22:01  

me?drunk?pah!i can drink my hold, tells ya.......

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jinx57 @ 07/07/2012 13:34  

"the only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once "

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Deleted Member @ 07/07/2012 13:56  

Sharing is caring... Caring is loving.. x

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Deleted Member @ 07/07/2012 16:48  

hey,s*it happens.

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jinx57 @ 07/07/2012 17:56  

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